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BREAKING: World’s Oldest Joke Is NOT @BernieSanders!

10 February 2016 @ 08:17

You would think the Old Bolshevik would be, wouldn’t you?…But nooooooooo

From The Midwest Conservative Journal, we learn [tip of the fedora to Lord Paco]:

The world’s oldest recorded joke has been traced back to 1900 BC and suggests toilet humor was as popular with the ancients as it is today.

It is a saying of the Sumerians, who lived in what is now southern Iraq and goes: “Something which has never occurred since time immemorial; a young woman did not fart in her husband’s lap.”

TCOTS News [‘We Report, You Deride’™] has learned, however, that the World’s Oldest Joke is actually much, much older.

One of souses reports that the following is, indeed, the oldest joke evah:

Amoeba: ‘Take my cell…please!‘.

RELATED: The First Nag was in The Garden Of Eden and look what happened.

RELATED: My cousin, Murray.

I’ll be here in the Primordial Ooze Lounge thru Friday.  Try the veal — it’s the best in the city.


PS: If you’re not visiting Paco Enterprises often, you’re not being fully informed and entertained.

2 Comments leave one →
  1. 11 February 2016 @ 19:04 19:04

    Thankee, Bob!


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