BREAKING: World’s Oldest Joke Is NOT @BernieSanders!
You would think the Old Bolshevik would be, wouldn’t you?…But nooooooooo…
The world’s oldest recorded joke has been traced back to 1900 BC and suggests toilet humor was as popular with the ancients as it is today.
It is a saying of the Sumerians, who lived in what is now southern Iraq and goes: “Something which has never occurred since time immemorial; a young woman did not fart in her husband’s lap.”
TCOTS News [‘We Report, You Deride’™] has learned, however, that the World’s Oldest Joke is actually much, much older.
One of souses reports that the following is, indeed, the oldest joke evah:
Amoeba: ‘Take my cell…please!‘.
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I’ll be here in the Primordial Ooze Lounge thru Friday. Try the veal — it’s the best in the city.
PS: If you’re not visiting Paco Enterprises often, you’re not being fully informed and entertained.