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Then: Cryin’ John / Now: Bawling Barry

06 January 2016 @ 11:30

-I had hoped that we had gotten rid of grown men crying in Washington when Cryin’ John Boehner left the scene of the crime, but, it seems, our mom jeans-wearing, throw-like-a-girl Beta Male President has decided to pick-up the torch of whimpering weeping.

Of course, the ex-Speaker’s tears were the product of Alcoholism and I have not heard any rumors about Barry being an boozer, so there is that difference [although we can't rule-out chronic drug use – yeah, I said it].

More than likely, however, ‘Obama’ was acting – something he’s quite good act. I mean, he’s successfully portrayed himself in a number of roles that have fooled millions, such as ‘American’. This man-child is a talented little bugger [or buggerer – yeah, I said it].

What a fitting way for The United State [not a typo] to start-off 2016.

Happy New Year!

Sarah Palin has a tear in her eye, but not for the same reasons as Bawling Barry:

America is forced to weep over Obama’s release of violent criminals into our communities – like the 121 illegal aliens who committed murders after they were released from custody by the Obama administration instead of being deported. And that doesn’t take into account the others we don’t know about.

The whole world weeps waiting for American leadership in these troubled times as Islamic savages commit genocide against the Christians of the Middle East and terrorize innocent people in cities across the globe.

Meanwhile, Obama wept as he blamed law-abiding patriots for the nation’s insecurity and sought to strip them of the Constitutional rights that generations of Americans shed blood to protect.

Obama wept, while we all continue to weep for our country and the civilized world.

-With this auspicious start, I think it not too bold or crazed to say that 2016 could well prove to be a very crucial year in American History, determining whether we survive.

Happy New Year.

4 Comments leave one →
  1. 06 January 2016 @ 15:33 15:33

    Hopefully Barry was crying because of a savage beating inflicted upon him by Michelle.

  2. 06 January 2016 @ 22:24 22:24

    Reblogged this on That Mr. G Guy's Blog.

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