It’s Rather Fitting…

27 September 2015 @ 17:02

In light of the nearly non-stop waterworks produced this week by Meeker, er, Speaker Of The House Cryin’ John Boehner, I herewith, forthwith, have a fifth, offer this theory [originally presented over in a comment to a post by Darleen Click over at Protein Wisdom]:

As we watch The American Republic breath it’s last, it seems rather fitting that one of the people in charge of our central government is a Dipsomaniac, one is a Nihilist, one is a bland and banal grocery clerk, and one is a lava-lamp worshiping idiot in a black robe.

Do you agree, Hobbits?