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Well…Why The Heck Not?

22 June 2015 @ 10:56

I mean: if you’re going to go, go all the way, baby.

From The People’s Cube, Comrade Sterpin reporting, we learn:

President Obama announced in a Rose Garden press conference today that in light of the recent Amtrak accident he is calling on the Congress for bipartisan action on Physical Law Reform, and if they don’t act, he will.

Mr. Obama stated that if the Congress refuses to act on this reform of the laws of physics, he will sign an executive order repealing them outright and implement reform on his own. “Reforming these so-called ‘Laws of Nature’ is the right thing to do, and it will help working families and keep them safe.”

ObamaYouthLeague-Poster-560Said Mr. Obama: “The deadly Amtrak accident is just the latest example of how the GOP’s refusal to act has put many in danger with deadly consequences”.

“This reform will have immediate benefits from instantly efficient electric cars that no longer need to obey the ‘laws of thermodynamics and energy density’ to the being able to drive around a curve at high speed without needing so-called ‘Centripetal force’ to keep you on the tracks.”

Obama continued “So if the Congress refuses to act, I will issue an executive order repealing these so-called ‘laws of physics’, We cannot continue living in the past having to follow ‘Laws’ handed down from Sir Issac Newton over 300 hundred years ago, this is not who we are”.

“It’s time to put equality before equations, people instead of physics and fairness over formulas,” the president said.

Obama dismissed the simplistic Newton’s laws of motion as a holdovers from a bygone era of racism where the ‘majority’ felt they could impose their vision of the physical world on everyone else with their so-called ‘classical mechanics’.

You know, in the past I would have asked the folks over at The People’s Cube to take down an article like this, making the argument: ‘Don’t give the bastards any ideas’, but we’re so screwed now as it is, what difference at this point does it make?

  1. 22 June 2015 @ 11:04 11:04

    Sweet Meteor of Death, TAKE US NOW.

    • thecampofthesaints permalink
      22 June 2015 @ 14:04 14:04

      I’ve begun looking longingly skyward every day for it.

      On Mon, Jun 22, 2015 at 11:04 AM, The Camp Of The Saints wrote:


  2. 22 June 2015 @ 17:47 17:47

    I’ve been saying that hope and change is a bigger danger to the world than climate change. i guess now with this reform, they’re the same thing.


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