‘Barack Narcissus Obama’ – Shmekl-In-Chief
The Putzident Of The United States
You know, I think I am the closest thing to a Jew that has ever sat in this office.
Some of his best friends are Jews, and, as he is own best friend, he is own best Jew.
On second thought: if Mr. Soetoro is speaking of physical matters, then, perhaps, what he said is not both laugh-out-loud-funny and pathetic — Muslims are physically closer to the Jews of Israel than anyone else, IYKWIMAITYD.