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Marxism In The USA 2015: Engaging In The Class Snuggle

16 May 2015 @ 17:40

Oh…this so so bloody Precious…

From KING-TV, Elisa Hahn reporting, we learn [tip of the fedora to Heather Boulware]:

SEATTLE — Are you ever lonely, stressed out, or depressed? Perhaps all you need is a big hug.

To give customers just that, new “Cuddle Club” has opened up in West Seattle.

The only sign you’ll see from outside the building are the pillows in the window. And in the hallway directory, the words “Cuddle Club” may never catch your eye.

Lashanna Williams is hugger for hire. She opened a space full of zen and relaxation, offering cuddle sessions for members who apply. Sessions start at $45 for a half hour of cuddling.

“A space for people to come where they feel safe, where they feel nurtured,” Williams said.

The 35 year old says she’s trained and certified, and is already reviewing member applications. And she’s not the only one embracing the trend.

Frequent cuddle parties are posted on a website, the next one in Seattle planned for this weekend.

Practitioners swear by its health benefits, of lowering stress and blood pressure, increasing serotonin levels, helping people who battle depression and PTSD.

In Portland, a studio called Cuddle Up to Me comes fully equipped with rooms, professional cuddlers and security cameras to keep both spooner and spoonee safe.

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We’re doomed.

Shoot me now.

'The Horror....'

‘The Horror….’

5 Comments leave one →
  1. 16 May 2015 @ 18:35 18:35

    As I said when the Wobblies started giving Starbucks baristas membership cards: “The class struggle is over, comrades. The bourgeoisie won.”

  2. Adobe_Walls permalink
    16 May 2015 @ 19:42 19:42

    They’ll never survive the burning times.

  3. 18 May 2015 @ 23:24 23:24

    How about just building good relationship?

    You know, the old fashioned sort that leads to suburban houses, cats, dogs, and 2.5 children?

  4. 19 May 2015 @ 06:45 06:45

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