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BREAKING: ‘Barack Obama’s’ Soul Found!

20 April 2015 @ 18:53

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The headline at The London Daily Telegraph reads:

Mysterious ‘supervoid’ in space
is largest object ever discovered,
scientists claim

A supervoid has been discovered in the universe
which is too big to fit into current models

From the report by Sarah Knapton:

Obama-eye-of-sauron-300The ‘supervoid’, which is 1.8 billion light-years across, is the largest known structure ever discovered in the universe but scientists are baffled about what it is and why it is so barren.

It sits in a region of space which is much colder than other parts of the universe and although it is not a vacuum, it seems to have around 20 per cent less matter than other regions.

From TCOTS’s inside souses, we’ve been told that Scientists have confirmed that the void is shaped like the head of a Moron with jug ears and they are ‘very confident’ that other large ‘supervoids’ will also be found in the same area of extremely cold and barren space: those of Bill Clinton [D-Rape], Hillary Rodham [D-Despot], and Valerie Jarrett [D-Mistress-of-Treason].

God, His Son, and The Holy Ghost could not be reached for comment because they caught the last train for the coast.

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5 Comments leave one →
  1. 20 April 2015 @ 20:50 20:50

    Don’t be hasty! A void that large could also be found in the space between Debbie Wasserman Schultz’s ears!

    • Adobe_Walls permalink
      20 April 2015 @ 21:24 21:24

      The empty void is most likely the size of an empty pistachio shell for both of them.

      • 20 April 2015 @ 21:36 21:36

        Or, as we used to say, Debbie’s brain in a thimble would look like a BB rolling around a garbage can.

  2. 21 April 2015 @ 09:29 09:29

    Reblogged this on That Mr. G Guy's Blog.

  3. 23 April 2015 @ 01:35 01:35

    There is possibly one more such entitiy in deep space……………..the space between governor moonbeam’s ears………………………………….

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