BREAKING: ‘Barack Obama’s’ Soul Found!
The headline at The London Daily Telegraph reads:
Mysterious ‘supervoid’ in space
is largest object ever discovered,
A supervoid has been discovered in the universe
which is too big to fit into current models
From the report by Sarah Knapton:
It sits in a region of space which is much colder than other parts of the universe and although it is not a vacuum, it seems to have around 20 per cent less matter than other regions.
From TCOTS’s inside souses, we’ve been told that Scientists have confirmed that the void is shaped like the head of a Moron with jug ears and they are ‘very confident’ that other large ‘supervoids’ will also be found in the same area of extremely cold and barren space: those of Bill Clinton [D-Rape], Hillary Rodham [D-Despot], and Valerie Jarrett [D-Mistress-of-Treason].
God, His Son, and The Holy Ghost could not be reached for comment because they caught the last train for the coast.
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