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Shrew-d Politics: #Hillary2016

15 April 2015 @ 20:51

In celebration of the launch of the Rodham 2016 campaign for Caesar-In-Chief, Mark Steyn is, all this week, republishing some of his best articles written during the years of the First Triumvirate*, when Hillaria Cankleius Sorex Sulla was but a Censor and Pontiff.

However, he’s also surrounding those old columns with some newly-minted remarks, such as this one, where he asks the kind of questions the fellating lap-dog Tribunes don’t dare pose [as they pose, gaily, as respectable reporters]:

I think it’s fair to say that the Hillary 2016 launch effortlessly surpassed expectations. It began with the official campaign announcement, deftly reminding us of her impressive résumé:

She’s fought children and families all her career.

Indeed. Is “children” a reference to the Peter Pan of Pantsdownland, Little Boy Bill? Is “families” a reference to twin nymphettes he brought home after a ride on the Lolita Express with billionaire pedophile Jeffrey Epstein?

Or maybe she just likes slugging any neighborhood urchin minded to lay a hand on her own kid’s threads? As part of the campaign launch, Chelsea Clinton discussed the need for “equal opportunity” in the pages of, er, Elle….

The Utter Shameless Ones have returneth!

'The Horror....'

‘The Horror….’

Please do take the time to read the three already posted…

I’m Jimmying Cartier’s and I’m Running for President [the one quoted above]:

As Barack Obama told Hillary last time round, “You’re likeable enough.” (Now there’s a guy who knows how to fight families.) Yesterday’s launch suggests that Mrs Clinton is going to be testing that proposition to the limits over the next 18 months.

Ooze You Can Use:

But time and again the Clintons have survived setbacks that would have clobbered lesser politicians. And the more one reads between the unreadable lines of [Hillary’s book: Living History] the more one begins to wonder if using gregarious Bill as the advance man for chilly Hilly’s own ambitions wasn’t all part of the plan. I can see her running, and I can see her narrowly winning. History repeats itself: first, trouser-dropping farce; then, pantsuited zombie horror.

Home Is Where the Part Is:

Mrs Clinton continues her tour of her future subjects, in which selected pre-screened “everyday Americans” are graciously permitted into the van to commune with the ultimate non-everyday American. The effusions of the US media’s court eunuchs over Mrs Clinton’s ability to pass as an “everyday American” and actually visit a Chipotle suggest this is going to be a very long 18 months.

…and keep checking back over at Mark’s joint for more fun and horror.

‘After America’, indeed.

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* Billicus Magnus Pene, Homo Ursa Porcus Goreicus,
and Newticus Concretum Capillus Claudius

10 Comments leave one →
  1. 16 April 2015 @ 05:22 05:22

    I think there was a typo in your title…didn’t you mean ” Screwed Politics?” 😉

    • thecampofthesaints permalink
      16 April 2015 @ 07:02 07:02

      While we’re definitely SCREWED [‘Big Time’, as Dick Cheney would say], I thought it more important to emphasize that Hillaria is a friggin’ SHREW.

      On Thu, Apr 16, 2015 at 5:22 AM, The Camp Of The Saints wrote:

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  2. 16 April 2015 @ 18:15 18:15

    Article from Morning Mail: HIllary and Huma.

    • 16 April 2015 @ 21:24 21:24

      Thanks for that, GN6.

      How are you these dark days in The West?

      • 17 April 2015 @ 06:07 06:07

        Working for one international firm on the premises of another international firm. This is my first experience with companies of this size and it’s been like stepping into an alternate universe.
        Big business can moan and bitch about government regulation, but large companies are no slouches either when it comes to piling rule upon rule. The client firm is especially procedure-driven. All inspired by the best of intentions, of course, and due in large part to the nature of their business. Still they seem intent on strangling themselves with their own red tape.
        And then there are the meetings. Meetings might as well be the company’s primary product and the stuff they sell just a side line,

  3. Shermlaw (RS) permalink
    16 April 2015 @ 20:48 20:48

    Bill Simmons at ESPN coined the phrase “the Tyson Zone,” referring to Mike Tyson. It’s a status certain celebrities achieve where no headline about them, no matter how outrageous, seems implausible. “Hillary Caught In Lesbian Orgy With Volleyball Team In Pella, Iowa.” Instead of immediately saying to yourself, “No way,” you have to think about it for a few seconds. That’s not a good place to be.

  4. Adobe_Walls permalink
    17 April 2015 @ 11:27 11:27

    Hillary winning the presidency will prove a decidedly mixed blessing for the Social Democratic party, particularly if they don’t retake the senate.

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