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What Women Really Want: The Answer

11 February 2015 @ 14:14

After millennia spent wondering just what the Hell is the answer to this question, after tens of millions — perhaps billions — of hours of wrecking the male brain to figure out The Solution, along comes this crusty contrarian who succinctly and completely ends The Quest For The Holy Grail Of Understanding Da Wimmins.


What women really want is to find a man who knows who he is, is comfortable with it, and can be the steady landmark in her tumultuous life — and change him.

Now, Gentlemen, act accordingly…….and don’t forget to take with you your gonads which are in the jar on the mantle.

One Comment leave one →
  1. 11 February 2015 @ 19:55 19:55

    True. My fiancée persuaded me to get a cat.

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