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05 February 2015 @ 10:39

Why not…

‘FIFTY SHADES’ author clashes with director over sex scenes…

Did they have hot, kinky Make-Up Sex afterwards???

SCIENTISTS: Cockroaches have personalities…

Yes…we know Democrats do – why is this deemed newsworthy?

Five women pass Army Ranger course…

Jeez, you think they would have stopped a while and browsed.

Diane Sawyer gets first interview…

Well it’s about time. She’s been in the news business for years.

MAG: Top Obama Celebrity Bundler Caught in Hollywood Charity Scam…

Nooooooooooooooooooooo.

Scholars rank John Kerry dead last…

They’re wrong, per usual: he’s just dead [from the neck up].

COULTER: THREE GENERATIONS OF IMBECILES ARE ENOUGH!

Sadly, our Constitution doesn’t allow us to prevent the Kardasians from breeding [see also: The Kennedy Family].

FLYING HIGH: HILLARY AND THE PRIVATE JETS…

Hill’ry! Hill’ry!
Hill’ry and The Je-e-ets…

POLL: WALKER TAKES LEAD IN NEW HAMPSHIRE…

Scotty had better watch out. He might get lead poisoning.

JEB JOLTS RACE WITH IMMIGRATION STAND…

Why was it electrified in the first place?

2 Comments leave one →
  1. formwiz permalink
    05 February 2015 @ 15:18 15:18

    Those women didn’t pass Ranger School. They passed a pre-Ranger course intended to better prepare them for the ordeal that is Ranger School.

    While I congratulate them for getting that far, the hard part is just beginning.

  2. 07 February 2015 @ 07:38 07:38

    Reblogged this on That Mr. G Guy's Blog.

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