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It CAN Happen Here

24 November 2014 @ 08:03

From the AFP, via Business Insider [tip of the fedora to Andy Wendt], we learn:

A cesspool filled with excrement has exploded in central [Red] China, injuring 15 people and knocking down a building, state-run media reported.

No one wants to talk about it, but this could happen to The White House. The pressure has been building in the Oval Office for nearly six years. Scientists who I have consulted with at a local Tavern, have insisted that it’s just a matter of time before, as they put it in technical terms, ‘she blows like Monica Lewinsky’. Combined with all the hot air coming from the Democrats and Republicans on Capitol Hill, they slur, er, say, and what you will have is a major-league crapstorm as the Shia hits the fan of Nemesis.

Some Oriental sage once issued a curse that reads: ‘May you live in interesting times’. Who knew the definition of ‘interesting’ also included stinky.

This nation stinks to High Heaven already and, if my scientists are correct, it’s going to reek soon enough of massive B[H]O.

Okay…I’m going to lay down for awhile now…

And they thought it couldn’t happen here
(duh duh duh)
They knew it couldn’t happen here
They were so sure it couldn’t happen here
But….

6 Comments
  1. 24 November 2014 @ 08:44 08:44

    Dieing from an exploding cesspool?

    That is VERY shitty.

    (And that crappy pun was intentional)

  2. 24 November 2014 @ 10:32 10:32

    Will boehner sue the cesspool?

    • thecampofthesaints permalink
      24 November 2014 @ 11:37 11:37

      You guys….

      On Mon, Nov 24, 2014 at 10:32 AM, The Camp Of The Saints wrote:

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