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A Funny Thing Happened On The Way To The Border

20 November 2014 @ 20:05
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[Rousing and humorous music starts]

[The whole cast enters and sings]

Something familiar
Something peculiar
Something for everyone
Amnesty tonight

Something appealing
Something appalling
Something for everyone
Amnesty tonight

Act like a king
Not with a crown
Bring on the Latins
Bring on the browns

Old situations
New complications
Bad Constitution – set it aside
Tragedy tomorrow…
Amnesty tonight

Something convulsive
Something repulsive
Something for Illegals
Amnesty tonight

Something assholic
Something pathetic
Something for Democrats
Amnesty tonight

Acting like gods
Sealing our fate
Weighty affairs
Will just have to wait

Nothing that’s legal
Nothing that’s normal
Teleprompter to recite
Open up the border…
Amnestyyyyyyyy tonight

Music and Lyrics by Stephen Sodomheine & Kal Penn

from → Humor, Illegal Aliens, Satire
One Comment
  1. Joethefatman™ (@joethefatman1) permalink
    20 November 2014 @ 20:29 20:29

    And with apologies to Zero Mostel, Phil Silvers, Buster Keaton, Jack Gilford and rest of the cast for forever associating A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum with the jef in the White House, I hope.

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