Elections 2014 As Analyzed By @IowahawkBlog, American
No one — absolutely no one — can craft such succinct and spot-on commentary as Dave Burge [aka: Iowahawk]…
-The baby’s throwing a tantrum again, Ma!….
Breaking: 53 year old man irritated by getting first tough question in the 6th year of the first job he’s ever had
— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) November 6, 2014
-It’s Mourning in Leftist America…
BREAKING: Walmart tampon & condom aisles stripped bare by panicked hoarders — David Burge (@iowahawkblog) November 5, 2014
-I got yer bipartisanship right here…
“It’s time to get past our differences and work together to get things done.” – stuff I tell the repo man — David Burge (@iowahawkblog) November 6, 2014
Time to repo Granny Mitch and Cryin’ John.
-But will they do it as a series on Investigation Discovery?…
This isn’t a mandate for Republicans, it’s a restraining order on Democrats. — David Burge (@iowahawkblog) November 5, 2014
-Never buy an Edsall…
Science http://t.co/60W65kI5BZ — David Burge (@iowahawkblog) November 5, 2014
-Coming Soon: Fantasy Island — The Bad Remake…
Breaking: President Obama calls Aaron Sorkin for a rewrite — David Burge (@iowahawkblog) November 5, 2014
-Quarantine the District Of Columbia…
Reality check: 80% of last night’s losers will still be employed in DC next year. #RevolvingDoor — David Burge (@iowahawkblog) November 5, 2014
-My favorite…
<strolls around battlefield shooting the wounded> — David Burge (@iowahawkblog) November 5, 2014
-Come on you Bolshes, time to turn lemons into lemonade…
.@kausmickey Monetize the eschaton — David Burge (@iowahawkblog) November 6, 2014
Immanentizing is soooo 2013.
FINAL NOTE: You know: if you don’t start following Iowahawk on Twitter, you run a 80% risk of turning into a Dupe or Fellow Travellor.
HONORABLE MENTION –> Cuffé…
Has the GOP confiscated all of the vaginas yet? I was told there would be vagina confiscations. — Cuffé (@CuffyMeh) November 7, 2014
I’m waiting for them there Lesbianic riots.
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