‘My Brain Hurts’ – Bob Gumby
16 September 2014 @ 21:38
‘The Horror….’
Apologies for the lack of posts today, but I’ve been suffering since mid-morning from a killer sinus headache [the worst in decades] that has now enveloped my whole head and extended it’s dastardly reach down the left side of my neck.
I blame the Matriarchy — all that nagging from all those women over the years has given me Post-Nagatic Stress Disorder.
I denounce myself, as my left eye ball throbs [damn the left].
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You can never go wrong damning the left even when the evidence of their wrongdoing in any specific instance is tenuous. Have you tried filling a manhattan glass with as many peppermint Altoids as will fit and then filling the glass with whiskey? Repeating this continuously until it works may not alleviate your actual medical condition but it would undoubtedly help YOU feel better about it and the world in general for that matter.
Hope you feel better.
I second that motion.