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The Orwellian Nightmare – 2014 Revision

15 September 2014 @ 14:49

From

Oceania was at war with Eastasia: Oceania had always been at war with Eastasia.

To

Oceania was not at war with ISISasia: Oceania had always not been at war with ISISasia.

SIDENOTE: Is the reason the Royal Court uses the term ‘ISIL’ instead of ‘ISIS’ because they, our Masters Of The Universe, is ill?

Maybe we should ask someone is Pahk-EEE-stahn or a Laa-tee-NUH?

Christ, we’re doomed.

3 Comments
  1. Adobe_Walls permalink
    15 September 2014 @ 18:30 18:30

    All we need do is insure that they are doomed.

  2. 15 September 2014 @ 19:46 19:46

    As we say over on the Front Porch, “pass the flask.”

    • 15 September 2014 @ 20:02 20:02

      Time to upgrade to a jug, is what I’m thinking.

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