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Hey, Jeb! Wanna Be President? Let @ProteinWisdom Run Your Campaign

14 July 2014 @ 21:02

Because Jeff Goldstein has a great strategy that will put you in The Whitey House:

It’s all about the love, you see.   Right, Jeb?

Jeb-Bush-001xWhich raises the question:  why do you even want to represent a party whose base (along with most independents and not insubstantial number of Dems) is at odds with both you and the Obama Administration when it comes to all that caring you exhibit about the noble Other?…

We’re a sick lot, Jeb. We TEA Party conservatives and constitutionalists are an horrific throwback, an amalgam of haters that you can’t and shouldn’t stomach. My suggestion? Take on Hillary and Liz in the Dem primary. I’m sure there are a few things you disagree on, even if you do agree on amnesty, Common Core, and the great need to “compromise” for its own sake, at least putatively (Hillary doesn’t believe that at all; but she’d happily mirror your own willingness to keep moving government leftward slowly, then move quickly once she beats you for having the name Bush).

Do it, Jebby; start now.  Hell, I’ll send you a few pesos to get you started, Amigo.

JOHN ELLIS BUSHEZ
Su cabeza se parece a un pene!

5 Comments
  1. 15 July 2014 @ 08:17 08:17

    A GOP Jeb 2016 campaign would be sad and pathetic.

    • 15 July 2014 @ 21:55 21:55

      Well, Starless, how else would you describe the current State Of The GOP?

      • 16 July 2014 @ 07:33 07:33

        Vibrant and electric…ready to take back the White House…on the verge of a new Reagan Revolution!

        The man with the orange face is going to save us from the scourge of statism!

        JKLOL kekeke =>.<=

  2. 15 July 2014 @ 09:33 09:33

    Nearly as sad and pathetic as another McCain or Romney run, eh.

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