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TCOTS News Exclusive: Obama Admin. Officials Using Ecstasy?

04 June 2014 @ 14:45

[NOTE: As this is an 'Exclusive', if you quote or refer to any aspect of this report in a blog post or other reporting, you must credit TCOTS News by providing it with your first born or a case of Maker's Mark.]

In light of the following report by The Washington Free Beacon yesterday, which read, in part [emphasis ours]…

MSNBC’S Chuck Todd observed Tuesday that the White House was “caught off guard” by the disastrous public roll out of their prisoner exchange for Army Sergeant Bowe Bergdahl.

Todd and Andrea Mitchell agreed that the White House had likely thought there would be “some euphoria around this, the only POW that was remaining in Afghanistan, that there would be a rally around the flag. That didn’t happen.”

“They were expecting criticisms of Gitmo, criticisms of the detainees that were chosen,” Todd said. “They did not expect this criticism of the attempt to go get Bergdahl in the way that it was done.”

TCOTS News has learned from several of it’s most dependable souses that the reason for this expectation of ‘euphoria’ by staffers in The Whitey House was due to them being given regular doses of the drug Ecstasy.

As Wikipedia ‘reports’, Ecstasy ‘increases a sense of intimacy and diminished anxiety with others which can induce euphoria and mild psychedelia’.

This would explain a lot.

I’m just wild about Taliban

And Taliban’s mad about me…

They call me Mellow Jello….

TCOTS News has also learned that The Whitey House, in order to prevent the public from knowing that most of their staff are on an illegal drug, is under orders to refer to the sometimes deadly drug as ‘Soma’.

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3 Comments
  1. 04 June 2014 @ 18:43 18:43

    God ha’ pity on we.

  2. 04 June 2014 @ 18:57 18:57

    You sure they aint trippin’ on something found under cow patties*? Lord knows there’s plenty of BS floating around up there.

    * NTTAWWT

  3. 04 June 2014 @ 18:58 18:58

    Reblogged this on That Mr. G Guy's Blog.

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