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A Message From The Comrade Minister Of Truth, Jeff Zucker

21 May 2014 @ 08:00

Attention! Attention!

Before we bring you the latest war news from the Malabar Front, a word from the Ministry Of Truth:

We’re not going to be shamed into it by others who have political beliefs that want to try to have temper tantrums to shame other news organizations into covering something,” [Zucker] said when asked if CNN would cover the [Benghazi select] committee during an interview at a Deadline Club dinner, as recorded by Capital New York. “If it’s of real news value, we’ll cover it.

Chris Stevens, Tyrone Woods, Glen Doherty, and Sean Smith could not be reached for comment.

‘Who controls the past,’ ran the Party slogan, ‘controls the future: who controls the present controls the past.’

5 Comments
  1. wildriver permalink
    21 May 2014 @ 08:48 08:48

    Supposition would lead me to believe we have heard the Benghazi death squall, the VA crisis coverage will over shadow it and people will forget about, about it.

    You know….Ben who??

  2. Just Saying permalink
    21 May 2014 @ 11:07 11:07

    Translation: “We’ll keep covering the missing airliner till there are no more Obama Scandals… And we’ll do it even if that means 6 months of showing how useless we really are as a news program.”

  3. Starless permalink
    21 May 2014 @ 11:35 11:35

    What if a news organization were to take a principled stand to not be pressured and shamed into only giving sunny reports on the subject of gay marriage? Would that be okay with Man of Journalistic Integrity and Principle Jeff Zucker?

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