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Fashion!…We Are The Goon Squad And We’re Coming To Town

11 May 2014 @ 20:10

Whilst pursuing one the of the latest articles by Mr. Gavin McInnes, S.C., I stumbled upon this perceptive description of Le Fashiòne Industrié [WARNING: Mr. McInnes is compelled to utilize the vulgar tongue now and again in order to make his spot-on points]:

It’s a GAY male-dominated industry. Fashion is made by homos and consumed by women. Straight men make up a fraction of 1% of the industry. Yes, these gay men can be cruel. This is because there’s big money at stake, and being a model is fucking easy. All you have to do is be born beautiful and not get fat. It’s a job for attractive, lazy, dumb women and if you give these guys any attitude, you’re gone. Straight men don’t really care what you wear. We like long hair and heels and don’t want you to be too obese, but all of these are negotiable. Women and gays, on the other hand, have ridiculously high standards. Do you honestly think a straight male has ever asked a woman to bleach her asshole? We didn’t invent that shit. You guys did. Virtually every time you hear a woman talking about plastic surgery she’s saying, “My husband says I look fine but I’m not happy with the way I look.”

I would further add: many of the homosexuals in the Industrié have a violent love/hate relationship with the female sex, which explains why they favor hiring models who look like they have just been freed from concentration camps in North Korea.

Ask a straight man what he thinks of Runway Models and, if he’s honest, he will tell you that the vast majority of these practitioners of Heroin Chic are most assuredly not attractive.

Of course, the homosexuals don’t give a damn about the straight men; they are, as Mr. McInnes points out, only concerned with the reactions of women — and straight ones, at that.  These Fashion Faggots usually let the hate-side of their relationship with women come-out in the horrible designs they deceptively claim are lovely to look at and wear.  In fact, a lot of their designs either make a normal woman look foolish or, while they look fabulous on the models, are designed to never quite fit right on every day women [except for Starlets, who they have girl-crushes on — the bitchier the better].

If you look at Clothes and Runway Models closely, you notice that the vast, vast majority of them share the following features: no breasts, no curves [except when their waists that are inhumanly small], and stomachs and hips and legs that look like they’ve been appropriated from fourteen year old boys.

Occasionally, a Model who looks like a souped-up version of Normal gains popularity [ex: Kate Upton, Christina Hendricks], but these ladies are merely, and forever, exceptions to the rule, as it were.  One suspects that the homosexual Fashion Mavens let these exceptions through their filters in order to help cloak their nefarious schemes to make women miserable, to feed and fatten the low-self-esteem demon that lurks in every woman.

Ladies: Picking up on a theme mentioned by Mr. McInnes, we Normal Men urge you to be as you were designed to be.  And we implore you to understand that we Normal Men like curves — oh, we differ to what shape they should take, the degree of angle, but we find them very attractive; we like hips that equal or exceed the same circumference of your shoulders.  Also, we like real breasts and don’t want you to have visible muscles [especially arm and ab ones] — we believe a woman should be soft to the touch.  Further, as Mr. McInnes points out: we like long hair — there is nothing more sexy than watching one of the good-looking women in Downton Abbey taking out her hair pins at night and letting her soft locks gently fall on and beyond her shoulders.  We also value a pretty smile that can make our day and legs that don’t mirror a chicken’s or those of a teenage boy [a nice, soft, full ankle is also much appreciated].  In other words, we want you to be Real Women.  We plead with you to turn deaf ears to the Homosexual Fashion Faggots and to the Fag Hags, like Anna Wintour and Giuliana Rancic, who enable them — oh!…and never, ever listen to the Lesbians.

Beep, beep, indeed…

7 Comments
  1. genomega1 permalink
    11 May 2014 @ 20:30 20:30

    Reblogged this on News You May Have Missed and commented:
    Fashion!…We Are The Goon Squad And We’re Coming To Town

  2. 11 May 2014 @ 21:47 21:47

    You are in so much trouble, mister! LOL! YOu should see my rant about women who want to be sportscasters for football. Why are my fair sisters so completely willing to subjugate their softer, superior nature to be one of the boys?

    • 11 May 2014 @ 23:47 23:47

      I need a link, baby…and a sammich.

    • Starless permalink
      11 May 2014 @ 23:50 23:50

      That one baffles me, too. Then again, the list of things which baffle me about women gets longer every year.

  3. Starless permalink
    11 May 2014 @ 23:45 23:45

    You’ve outlined many of the reasons I refuse to take any responsibility for the Objectification of Women by the Patriarchy. Men have certain expectations of women but those expectations are a pale brown dwarf next to the blazing blue giant of expectations of women themselves and of gay men who care about fashion. Any women who disbelieve that, I invite them to go to the local mall and count the number of men walking around holding hands with women who don’t conform to the physical ideal of popular culture and fashion.

  4. 12 May 2014 @ 10:12 10:12

    Reblogged this on CLINGERS… BLOGGING BAD ~ DICK.G: AMERICAN !.

  5. formwiz permalink
    12 May 2014 @ 15:24 15:24

    Back when women designed women’s clothes (we’re talking before WWI), women looked elegant and attractive.

    Now they look like slobs.

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