#NOAFW – If Bob Were Emperor Of America
Yes! It’s that time of year again…
National Offend A Feminist Week 2014
While it is true that, for we conservatives, our mere existence offends Feminists, it is during this week that we are commanded by Nature and Nature’s God [and some guy named Lenny] to go above and beyond the call of duty. In fact, we participate in this week…
…For Duty And Humanity!
Time is short [like a Feminist’s temper], so let the fun begin…
IF I WERE EMPEROR OF AMERICA
by Robert Oswald Belvedere
All Feminists would be required to cover their crabby, male-hating faces!
They would be divided-up into three categories:
1. Those Feminists who have great bodies and cute faces [aka: Dupes-First Grade] would wear masks that are easily removed if they agree to STFU about Feminism:
2. Your regular, every day Feminists [aka: Dupes-Second Grade] would be able to leave their hair and decolletage exposed, if approved by the Royal Anti-Fugly Council:
3. Hard-core, PIV-hating RadFems would have to spare us all having to gaze upon them and would NEVER be permitted to remove their masks:
This I would so decree – so let it be written; so let it be done.
As for the rest of the wommins [ie: the non-Feminists], a variety of Kitchen attire would be required, although each of their men could declare clothing-optional days…
So Saieth I…
Robertus Rex I