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Page 666: Making The End Of Days Fun

16 April 2014 @ 19:55

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SUPER DUPER MODEL IRINA SHAYK
MEETS WITH DEMOCRATIC SENATORS

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Full story here.

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RAPPER CHRIST BEARER CUTS-OFF PENIS,
LEAPS OF BUILDING

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Picture of Christ Bearer [real name: Andre Johnson] in happier daze
when he still had his ‘Johnson’.

And the poor, dumb bastard lived!

Full story here.

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In Other News:

ED ASSNER, er, ASNER IS STILL ALIVE?

Full story here.

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BLIND ITEM: What large-eared celebrity politician’s wife will be really upset if she learns her arranged marriage hubby has been spending more time in a Penn playing with his balls than on the golf course like he tells her?

9 Comments
  1. 16 April 2014 @ 20:02 20:02

    Not surprising at all!

  2. Starless permalink
    16 April 2014 @ 23:47 23:47

    “Some members of the group live in the same building as their injured pal and said he was not on ‘any hard drugs that would cause him to do such a thing'”

    Riiiiight…

    • thecampofthesaints permalink
      17 April 2014 @ 07:28 07:28

      Seems to me you would need hard drugs if you’re planning a hard landing.

      On Wed, Apr 16, 2014 at 11:47 PM, The Camp Of The Saints wrote:

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      • Starless permalink
        17 April 2014 @ 07:41 07:41

        Unless he has a history of psychotic events, he’d need bath salts to slice off his own member. I mean, how many non-drug-related suicide stories start with, “First he cut his own dick off…”?

        I’ll be waiting for a national media hysteria concern campaign on this one. Something like, “Men, if you feel the urge to Ginsu your trouser snake, seek help. Call, 1-800-555-SCHLONG.”

        • thecampofthesaints permalink
          17 April 2014 @ 07:46 07:46

          Be BOSTON SCHLONG!

          On Thu, Apr 17, 2014 at 7:41 AM, The Camp Of The Saints wrote:

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        • Starless permalink
          17 April 2014 @ 08:29 08:29

          Heh. Good one.

  3. 18 April 2014 @ 06:38 06:38

    Is this what happens when the big head lets the little head do the thinking? Or is it the other way round?

    • thecampofthesaints permalink
      18 April 2014 @ 07:10 07:10

      Damn good question!

      On Fri, Apr 18, 2014 at 6:38 AM, The Camp Of The Saints wrote:

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