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Rule 5 News Special Report: Kate. Upton. In. Space!

18 February 2014 @ 19:47

‘Tis true!

Rule 5 News has learned from one of it’s most trustworthy souses that she made a hush hush journey into zero gravity as part of a secret U.S. Military plan to test how killer looks could be weaponized and used in our Star Wars defense program.

To see these super-secret, double-naught spy level photographs, please click below…

All pictures may be enlarged.

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What a Patriot!

[Many thanks to The London Daily Mail and Sports Illustrated]

9 Comments
  1. 18 February 2014 @ 20:03 20:03

    Dammit Son, now that should up the Astronaut recruitment numbers.

    • 18 February 2014 @ 20:20 20:20

      I have a feeling that’s not the only thing that will go up, IYKWIMAITYD.

      • 18 February 2014 @ 20:28 20:28

        I sorta thought that was a given, unless…well, you know.

  2. M. Thompson permalink
    18 February 2014 @ 22:39 22:39

    Few women have done so much for so many men…

    • M. Thompson permalink
      18 February 2014 @ 23:19 23:19

      By wearing so little in so many places.

  3. formwiz permalink
    19 February 2014 @ 15:17 15:17

    She’s been defying gravity for some time now.

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