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Britain Needs A New Royal Family

17 February 2014 @ 01:19

It does, if this report is true.

From The London Daily Mail, Mia De Graaf reporting, we learn:

Prince William has vowed to destroy all 1,200 ivory artefacts in Buckingham Palace to ‘send a message’ to illegal elephant poachers.

The priceless collection includes a throne from India that belonged to Queen Victoria, as well as fans, tankards, statuettes, and furniture.

But sources close to the prince say he feels strongly about putting ‘his money where his mouth is’. If successful, he will go on to urge other heads of state to follow suit.

It would seem that the Duke Of Cambridge is just as silly and idiotic as his Father, The Prince Of Saving Whales.

Britain is on the very of societal collapse and William is worried about ivory from long-dead elephants?

There’s a good chance that the United Kingdom will break apart in the next number of years and that England will be overrun with Muslims, and this fool is prattling on about this kind of nonsense?

One can only conclude that The House Of Windsor [actually, The House Of Saxe-Coburg And Gotha] has become depraved.

If the Brits want to have any chance of surviving, it is imperative that Charles The Dullard and his son William The Unready be prevented from ever sitting on the throne.

They are unworthy to wear the crown.

They are not what England needs in these dark times for the English-Speaking Peoples.

I’ve got an idea: How about putting an actual Englishman on the throne for once?

This land of such dear souls, this dear dear land,
Dear for her reputation through the world,
Is now leased out, I die pronouncing it,
Like to a tenement or pelting farm:
England, bound in with the triumphant sea
Whose rocky shore beats back the envious siege
Of watery Neptune, is now bound in with shame,
With inky blots and rotten parchment bonds:
That England, that was wont to conquer others,
Hath made a shameful conquest of itself.
Ah, would the scandal vanish with my life,
How happy then were my ensuing death!

Richard II, Act II, scene i

The Flames Of Albion are spreading.

8 Comments
  1. M. Thompson permalink
    17 February 2014 @ 02:18 02:18

    Yet he seemed like he’s got a decent head, having sought to be as close as possible to active service.

    • 17 February 2014 @ 03:15 03:15

      I know. I held out some hope for him, that he wasn’t like his dullard Father.

  2. 17 February 2014 @ 09:51 09:51

    The only message this would send to illegal elephant poachers is, “Look at what a dipshit I am.” But, of course, it’s not about illegal elephant poachers, it’s about signaling to the Progressivist/environmentalist tribe that he is a good and faithful adherent to the Faith. If he really wanted to make a grand gesture helping living elephants, he would sell the ivory and use the money to establish a fund to pay more men to protect them.

    • 17 February 2014 @ 21:05 21:05

      It appears he’s too stupid to come up with such a good [relatively speaking] idea.

      • Starless permalink
        17 February 2014 @ 23:53 23:53

        I have no opinion on how smart the guy may be, but I do know that his stated reason is a lie. A destructive lie. Not only would he be destroying intrinsically valuable artefacts, he will be destroying evidence — evidence used to show future generations why it is that we don’t kill elephants for their tusks anymore.

        • 18 February 2014 @ 20:21 20:21

          I see nothing wrong with killing elephants for their tusks.

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