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Will Bob Return Today? by Hagbard Celine

06 January 2014 @ 00:01

The question on all of our minds today is whether or not Bob will finally return from his vacation, rested and ready to re-enter the fray and take on the dirty, smelly, unfunny Commie bastards.

While he hasn’t been returning my phone calls or sexts, er, texts, just knowing the man, the legend, and the myth like I do, I think he will.

I mean, how many episodes of Pawn Stars and American Restoration and Counting Cars can one man — even of his immense fortitude — take?  How many bourbons can he sip?

Have no fear!  I think Bob will soon be here!….

Yours…
Hagbard

2 Comments
  1. M. Thompson permalink
    06 January 2014 @ 14:23 14:23

    Hopefully it will lift the spirits of those who are frozen in due to the polar vortex.

  2. 06 January 2014 @ 19:28 19:28

    If I know Bob, and I think I do, he has reached his saturation point on Pawn Stars, etal., but is nowhere close to reaching saturation on his consumption of Bourbon. Just sayin’.

    Hopefully it will lift the spirits of those who are frozen in due to the polar vortex. I thought dear leader called it global warming. Supposed to be 8 degrees here tonight and tomorrow night.

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