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‘This Land Ain’t Your Land’ by @MarkSteynOnline – #Shutdown

06 October 2013 @ 18:00

New lyrics by Mark ‘Tin Pan Alley’ Steyn, sung to the tune of that Fellow-Travelling Commie bastard Woody Guthrie’s This Land Is Your Land [Comrade]:

This land is our land, it sure ain’t your land
From downtown DC to the Lake Mead shoreland
From the Arctic Refuge to the Gulf Stream waters
This land is closed to you and yours

So don’t go cruisin’ that endless Skyline
And quit your fishin’, put down that fly line
Don’t pay respects to your country’s war heroes
Their land is closed to you and yours

Don’t even look at that view of Rushmore
Don’t volunteer now, you need to hush more
Don’t even think of parking near George Washington’s
This land is closed to you and yours

This land is our land, it sure ain’t your land
From Cuyahoga to the old Claude Moore land
From the Blue Ridge Mountains to the yellow police tape
Red lines are made for you, not Assad.

Goddamn beautiful.

Print it out, Springsteen, roll it up length wise, and sit on it, you Dupe.

Please pass it around — make it viral.

2 Comments
  1. M. Thompson permalink
    06 October 2013 @ 19:16 19:16

    Pleasantly funny.

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