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A Death Panel Makes It’s First Ruling

05 October 2013 @ 00:41

The Senate Death Panel made what is believed to be the first life or death decision yesterday.

The decision was announced by Chairthing Harry ‘The Mobbed-Up Guy’ Reid and Chuck ‘Chuckie Slimeball’ Schumer.

From The Washington Post-Modern [tip of the fedora to Enemy Central for the inspiration for this post]:

In a press conference with Senate leaders, [journalist Dana] Bash pressed Reid on why he and his Democratic caucus wouldn’t sign off on an expected bill from the House that funds at least the National Institutes of Health, which, as Bash noted, does clinical trials for cancer. “Given what you said, will you at least pass that, and if not, aren’t you playing the same political games that Republicans are?” Then things got interesting:

REID: What right do they have to pick and choose what part of government is going to be funded? It’s obvious what’s going on here. You talk about reckless and irresponsible. Wow! What this is all about is Obamacare. They are obsessed. I don’t know what other word I can use. I don’t know what other word I can use. They are obsessed with this Obamacare thing. It’s working now and it will continue to work and people will love it more than they do now by far. So they have no right to pick and choose.

BASH: But if you can help one child who has cancer, why wouldn’t you do it?

SEN. CHARLES SCHUMER: Why pit one against the other?

REID: Why would we want to do that? I have 1,100 people at Nellis Air Force Base that are sitting home. They have a few problems of their own. This is — to have someone of your intelligence to suggest such a thing maybe means you’re irresponsible and reckless.

You would know, you rat bastard.


‘I am become Death – destroyer of kids with cancer’.

  1. 05 October 2013 @ 09:17 09:17

    We need to find another term that’s stronger than Rat Bastard to describe these people who are nothing but Insane Clown Posse Asshats.

  2. 05 October 2013 @ 10:32 10:32

    They all need cranialrectalotomies.

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