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#NOAFW – Offend The Afflicted [aka Feminists]

06 May 2013 @ 21:39

Yes!  It’s that time of year again…

STACY MCCAIN HAS DECLARED THIS WEEK*

National Offend A Feminist Week 2013

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While it is true that, for we conservatives, our mere existence offends Feminists, it is during this week that we are commanded by Nature and Nature’s God [and some guy named Lenny] to go above and beyond the call of duty.  In fact, we participate in this week…

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…For Duty And Humanity!

Time is short [like a Feminist’s temper], so linking to my compatriots who are participating in this noble endeavor will have to wait until tomorrow evening.

However, this deficit of time will not prevent me from mentioning several items…

-Women really should start to understand their place in the hierarchy of life:

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-They should also refrain from those activities which they are not suited for:

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-All women, regardless of race, color, creed, or rack size should avoid Amanda Marcotte:

Manda captured on a date.

Manda captured on a date.

That is all from your Master for now…so get out in that kitchen and…

FINAL NOTE: I ask you to check-in frequently over at Stacy’s abode where he will be aggregating links to all of those who join in the joyous provoking, affronting, dissing, scandalizing, appalling, and outraging of the crones, hags, yentas, viragos, succubuses, banshees, shews, and harridans who fill the ranks of The Feminist Movement and advocate for it’s rankly putrefied and incredibly moronic ideas.

OFFEND HO!!!

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*Tomorrow is the Fifth Anniversary of these Dispatches,
but the official celebration will not begin until a week hence
to avoid conflicting with National Offend A Feminist Week
Next week the gang here at TCOTS will celebrate our
Anniversary with our annual Six Days Of Cheesecake,
which is loved and admired by all.

20 Comments
  1. sally1137 permalink
    06 May 2013 @ 23:29 23:29

    The official song, maybe?

    http://m.youtube.com/#/watch?v=oOCC1EKXRBc&desktop_uri=%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DoOCC1EKXRBc

  2. M. Thompson permalink
    07 May 2013 @ 00:06 00:06

    Excelsior!

  3. 07 May 2013 @ 07:59 07:59

    I lurves me some cheesecake, and I’m sure I will also enjoy national Offend A feminist Week too.

    • thecampofthesaints permalink
      07 May 2013 @ 08:36 08:36

      Be prepared to be well-sated for the next two weeks.

  4. 07 May 2013 @ 15:59 15:59

    Reblogged this on Truth, Lies and In Between and commented:
    I’ve been remiss.
    Time to join the fray.

  5. 07 May 2013 @ 16:33 16:33

    “Are there fair damsels in the Rajah’s domain?”
    “Damsels?”
    “Yes. Heh.”
    “Heh. We shall see….Maha!”
    “Aha!”
    “Rasbanyas yata bene fuchi atimeni kharonchi a Bay Meadows, that iron head, he asky-tasky what did you fertsaig, hendele bendele, you got some slick chicks?”
    “Oh, a wolf! Rasbanyas yata bene fuchi atimeni kharonchi, paneDI tima hiha, I’d like to see some babes myself.”
    “Me too—” [slap!]
    “Hit a guy with glasses, huh?…
    [slap!]
    “…AAH! All right!”
    “Put ’em back on!…The Maha—”
    “Aha! Rasbanyas yata bene fuchi—”
    “SIT DOWN!”
    “Oh, shut up, I don’t have to!”
    “The Rajah says that in his domain on the islands of Coney and Long, there are some fair chickadees, who prowl through the meadows day and night. If you give us till sunup, we shall bring some back by sundown.”
    “Excellent! Excellent! On your way with winged feet!”
    “Come on, Maha!”
    “Aha! yata bene—WHERE ARE YOU?!”
    [trip, thump!]
    “Pick up your winged feet and let’s get going!”
    [smack!]

    • thecampofthesaints permalink
      08 May 2013 @ 07:47 07:47

      Rajah… Ah-ha…

  6. 07 May 2013 @ 18:29 18:29

    My contribution:

    • M. Thompson permalink
      08 May 2013 @ 00:49 00:49

      That’s the most beautiful way to demonstrate the point of this week.

  7. 09 May 2013 @ 08:35 08:35

    I should have known its OAFW when Jooolya, AWPME, visited a school yesterday. Where she was greeted by cries of “Loser”. And an airborne sandwich.

    • thecampofthesaints permalink
      09 May 2013 @ 08:39 08:39

      That incident made my week.

      • 09 May 2013 @ 09:07 09:07

        There’s about 23 million people over here who know exactly what you mean.

        • thecampofthesaints permalink
          09 May 2013 @ 10:50 10:50

          I rejoice in their happiness.

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