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Camelot – It Is A Silly Place

03 January 2013 @ 09:08

Since it seems that the majority in this country are quite content to enjoy their bread and circuses by not pulling guard duty for The Republic, with some of them actually tearing themselves away from the entertainment to take the time to vote for people like Julius Obamacus Nero Caesar, I hereby proclaim that The United States Of America shall be renamed ‘Camelot’.


The rain may never fall till after sundown
By eight, the morning fog must disappear
In short, there’s simply not a more congenial spot
For happily ever after in than here in Camelot

We have entered a new age where — finally — The Illuminated are in charge, where it never rains in California and everything is beautiful in it’s own way, where the world will be taught to sing in perfect harmony and grow apple trees and honey bees and snow-white turtle doves.

Therefore, the old world — the one where one has to work and to toil and to worry and to bother and to die — is no more; it has passed into distant memory — long ago and so faraway it cannot be recalled. This is a new age, one of Real Enlightenment, and it demands a new name.

The shining city on a hill has been torn down and replaced with a neon amusement park, where you no longer have to have any cares as your Illuminated Masterminds will do your worrying and bothering for you. The God of Abraham has been replaced by a raft of gods, each with it’s own assigned duties. As you indulge yourselves, the Masterminds will gather in splendor at The Round Table to insure equality and fraternity are maintained, that peace and harmony are the rule, and that the evil, nasty, smelly Hobbitry remains vanquished.

The snow may never slush upon the hillside
By nine p.m. the moonlight must appear
In short, there’s simply not a more congenial spot
For happily ever after in than here in Camelot

Camelot: Camelot
I know it gives a person pause
But in Camelot: Camelot
Those are the legal laws

Quite in-de-fa-ti-gable, eh?

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