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Rule 5 News Special Report: Lebanese Loreleis

17 November 2012 @ 15:51

The Rule 5 Division of TCOTS News [‘We Report, You Deride’] decided to see what it is about Lebanese women that makes even normally level-headed men lose their minds and act like fools.  The following visual report is the result of extensive, hands-on investigation by Hagbard Celine, Vice President In Charge Of Rule 5 News

HAGBARD: Here ya go…



Pricilla Abou Mrad…

Andriana Chidiac…

Madeleine Matar…

Haifa Wehbe…


Cyrine Abdelnour…

Please click on the image above to see full-size.

HAGBARD: Obviously, this requires further study, but I think this report has certainly made the phenomenon more understandable, eh?

  1. formwiz permalink
    17 November 2012 @ 17:28 17:28

    Like the belly dancer, but, somehow, number three remind me of Michael Jackson.

    • 17 November 2012 @ 18:16 18:16

      I don’t see it.

    • 17 November 2012 @ 21:18 21:18

      You lost me with that comment. MJ? Maybe his sister. And that is a stretch.

      • formwiz permalink
        18 November 2012 @ 16:19 16:19

        All I can say is, I see it.

        Something about the mouth and the hair and the way the eyes and makeup (especially the makeup) are done.


  2. M. Thompson permalink
    17 November 2012 @ 23:09 23:09

    I’ve been saying for years there’s attractive women everywhere in the world.

    Just there are some SOB’s who won’t share!

    • M. Thompson permalink
      17 November 2012 @ 23:31 23:31

      Also, the Rule 5 motto should be, “We report, you objectify.”

  3. 18 November 2012 @ 12:57 12:57

    Reblogged this on Among The Joshua Trees and commented:
    More Rule 5 from Bob.


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