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Fear And Loathing 2012: In Charlotte’s Web

05 September 2012 @ 13:58

Stacy McCain, The Road Man For The Lords Of Karma, has arrived in Charlotte, North Carolina after a mad dash from his undisclosed location yesterday evening.

He’s already filed two reports over at his joint.

In the first, he reports and comments on the decision of Team Obama to move Comrade Obamnin’s speech indoors where the accommodations are must more modest [Bank Of America Stadium capacity = 65,000; Time Warner Cable Arena = 21,000]. The DNC, which never, ever tells lies, claims it’s because of the weather forecast, but some of us who are bitterly clinging to our guns, our Bibles, and the Truth, remain rather cynical about that.

In the second, Stacy reports on conditions at the DNC and posts and interview with Joe Trippi.

After reading this report, the first question that popped into my head was: Is the DNC having money troubles?

-All of Stacy’s reports over the course of the next few days can and will be found at this link.

So much for Objective Journalism. Don’t bother to look for it here — not under any byline of mine; or anyone else I can think of. With the possible exception of things like box scores, race results, and stock market tabulations, there is no such thing as Objective Journalism. The phrase itself is a pompous contradiction in terms.

6 Comments
  1. 05 September 2012 @ 14:20 14:20

    Well, hopefully, he left the Kia at home.

  2. M. Thompson permalink
    05 September 2012 @ 14:37 14:37

    To quote “Blazing Saddles” “Bull-SHIT!”

  3. Watson permalink
    05 September 2012 @ 15:49 15:49

    The Awesome thing about the move is that it will cost the DNC more money as they have to pay for both venues as well as all the bling, glitz, moving electronics and so on. Awesome.

    • 05 September 2012 @ 19:38 19:38

      I’m all in favor of that – the more wasted, the merrier I become.

  4. theebl permalink
    05 September 2012 @ 18:15 18:15

    Guys, less is more! Maybe they just wanted a more intimate venue? Barack Obama: “Please tip your waitresses and bartenders!”

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