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‘NO, TAYLOR, NOOOOOOO!!! DON’T GET IN THE CAR!’

01 August 2012 @ 08:44

That’s the description Wombat-Socho wrote for one of the links in today’s Live At Five news aggregation post over at The Other McCain, where Wombat provides us with a all-encompassing breakfast feast of news, analysis, and commentary each weekday morning.

He links to a story about Taylor Swift dating a Kennedy — specifically Connor Kennedy, son of the vile Robert Kennedy, Jr..

While Wombat’s description may, at first glance, seem over-the-top, it is, in fact, not.

Miss Swift: I am not a fan of your music, but what few songs I have heard seem rather entertaining. You’re a young woman with a great future ahead of you because you obviously have talent, good looks, and, by all accounts, a crackerjack personality. There’s so much you can accomplish creatively and, one hopes, spiritually. So please give a listen to an aging man who has lived in New England all his life where he has been surrounded by Kennedys since, literally, he was born in 1961:

Gather all of your things and RUN AWAY — get the Hell out of the Kennedy’s reach. Do it before they embrace you and subject you to the soul-crushing experience dozens of women before you have endured.

This is a family that commands not only absolute loyalty, but, like a cult, demands that you give up your individuality and become like them — think and act like they do. And, if you dare rebel against their wishes, like the mobsters they are, they will do everything to crush you, financially, psychologically — in every way possible. Just remember the recent case of Robert Kennedy Jr’s estranged wife Mary who they hounded and hounded until she took her own life and then in death continued to slander and libel.

Run away, now, before their work their bastardized Irish charm on you.

The Kennedys bring nothing but misery to every human being they embrace — most especially the women.

RUN AWAY BEFORE IT’S TOO LATE.

11 Comments
  1. theebl permalink
    01 August 2012 @ 10:24 10:24

    Run, Don’t Walk!

  2. Wombat-socho permalink
    01 August 2012 @ 15:22 15:22

    This. You have excellently captured the logic behind my cri de coeur.

    • thecampofthesaints permalink
      02 August 2012 @ 07:15 07:15

      Thank you – and thanks for the inspiration.

  3. Greg C. permalink
    01 August 2012 @ 15:25 15:25

    All I can say is that Taylor will “Swiftly” become another damsel in distress! I hope she’s mentally and emotionally prepared for all of the heat that comes with hanging out with or dating a Kennedy!

    WOW! What happened here? I thought she was dating Arnold Schwarzenegger’s son Patrick?

    RUN TAYLOR RUN!!!!!!

    @ http://www.gcpublications.net

  4. Rosalie permalink
    01 August 2012 @ 17:43 17:43

    Don’t get in a plane either. If she were my daughter I’d be losing a lot of sleep.

    • thecampofthesaints permalink
      02 August 2012 @ 07:17 07:17

      She’s been on the water in their boats already! At least, if Teddy were alive she could use him as a flotation device.

  5. 02 August 2012 @ 02:35 02:35

    Oh, come on, it’s not going to last. It’s entertainment industry.

    • thecampofthesaints permalink
      02 August 2012 @ 07:20 07:20

      Why take any chances. And, besides, let’s remember that Mary Jo wasn’t married into the family and neither was Pam Kelley:

      In August 1973, a Jeep he was driving overturned, fracturing one of his brother David Kennedy’s vertebrae , and permanently paralyzing David’s girlfriend, Pam Kelley.[6]The police cited Kennedy with reckless driving and the judge temporarily suspended his driver’s license.[1] [6] ….

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joseph_P._Kennedy_II#Early_life.2C_education.2C_and_early_business_career

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