The Righteous Rant Of The Day… [Updated Below]
…is awarded to Admiral William Teach, Commander of The Pirate’s Cove, for his richly sarcastic shellacking of Barack Hussein Obama and The New York Times for revealing yet more secrets and blithely providing aid and comfort to our enemies.
A highlight [tip of the fedora to Memeorandum]:
Surely, everyone could guess that the United States was involved in the cyber attacks on Iran’s nuclear weapons program. Just like we can all guess that Iran is looking to create a nuclear weapons program, not use those reactors for peaceful energy production. Fortunately, the NY Times and the Obama administration are there to make sure that the guy running for re-election continued and expanded the program President Bush started
See? He’s awesome!!!!!!!1!!!!!
From his first months in office, President Obama secretly ordered increasingly sophisticated attacks on the computer systems that run Iran’s main nuclear enrichment facilities, significantly expanding America’s first sustained use of cyberweapons, according to participants in the program.
There’s that pesky “secret” word. You know, a program that should not be confirmed.
Do take the time to click here and enjoy the Admiral’s roar.
-Carl In Jerusalem looks deeper into the NYT article and discovers that
…incredibly, Obama did not want to do this. This moron was more than willing to take the chance that he could talk Iran out of developing nuclear weapons – and nothing else – but those darned Israelis would never have stood for it.
He also found that, when the Stuxnet virus began to spread outside of Iran due to a bug in the code, Obama and Biden blamed — you guessed it — The Jooozzzz!!!
UPDATE at 1741…
I guess you could say this is just good investigative journalism … if you just landed here from Mars and didn’t know that part of the Obama campaign strategy was to tout how tough he has been.
Methinks the Nancy-Boy doth tout too much.
-Tip of fedora to Jeff Goldstein who reveals some insider Hollywood information:
…A film based on the Stuxnet is rumored already in the works in which a virtual Obama enters the digital world and does battle with the evil Iranian Mullahs and their cohort bent on completing a cyber-doomsday weapon.
I hear it’s going to be titled The Faketrix.