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No Wetlands Development!…No Peace!

07 May 2012 @ 13:53

Finally! A program for the Environment that I can get behind…and it’s from, of all people, Robert Stacy ‘Deer Killer’ McCain.

A highlight from his simple plan:

…Once a species is extinct, it’s no longer “endangered,” and then we can do whatever we want with their precious “habitat.”

Pave the f–king wetlands, I say!

Put a bounty on the spotted owl.

Delta smelt? Clearance sale: $2 a bucket at the bait shop.

And if any smelly caribou try to get between us and that oil in Alaska, buddy, I’ve got two words of advice: Open fire.

Sign me up and give me an embroidered hat.

In other environ-mental news: William Teach has the 411 on the latest event from history to be blamed on Glo-Bull Warming.

2 Comments
  1. M. Thompson permalink
    07 May 2012 @ 21:47 21:47

    Earth First! We’ll stripmine the other planets later!

  2. Rosalie permalink
    08 May 2012 @ 08:38 08:38

    I missed that post. I’m sure he had a few more heads exploding.

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