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TCOTS EXCLUSIVE PIC: Newt Endorses Mitt!

03 May 2012 @ 17:51

TCOTS News has obtained the only picture taken when Newton Leroy Gingrich endorsed Willard Mitt Romney for President at a news conference at Mr. Ed’s Mansion in Washington D.C. earlier today:

Souses tell TCOTS that Mr. Ed, a longtime Republican donor and powerbroker who is Ann Coulter’s half-brother, arranged the meeting at the behest of Wiley E. Coyote, Mr. Gingrich’s Campaign Manager and, for some reason, Miss Clairol.

SPECIAL NOTE: Some have complained about our referring to Romney as ‘Willard Mitt Romney’ saying that it is not the name he goes by and we here at TCOTS are obviously mocking him when we do it.

Nothing could be further from the truth. If you read our TCOTS NEWS POLICY page, you will see that it has always been our policy to refer to all candidates by their Serial Killer Names. We are not the only ones in the media who follow these accepted guidelines [see also: BBW Mag, Hustler, and Juggs].

  1. Adobe_Walls permalink
    03 May 2012 @ 19:12 19:12

    Romney is not a RINO he epitomises what it is to be a Republican.

  2. M. Thompson permalink
    03 May 2012 @ 23:25 23:25

    If I was a running for office as a Republican, I’d go out of my way to avoid Rhinoceroses. Just to avoid the bad jokes.

    • Adobe_Walls permalink
      03 May 2012 @ 23:46 23:46

      I smelling a photo shop so Gingrich was not only not petting a Rino but the RINO was not Mitt because Mitt Romney EPITOMSES what it to be a Republican.

      • 04 May 2012 @ 18:21 18:21

        BS! That picture is 100% undoctored [and 100% unnursed!], the guy on the right assured us [oops!].

        • Adobe_Walls permalink
          04 May 2012 @ 23:00 23:00

          It’s time for the neither Mitt or Newt-ers to go back to bashing Mitt I think he’s actually going to pull this off and be our next and probably last president under this Republic.

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