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Rule 5 News Special: Cousin Of Kate And Pippa Middleton, Katrina Darling

15 March 2012 @ 22:35

From the New York Post, Melissa Whitworth reporting, we learn of this event:

At SoHo club W.i.P. during the wee hours of Wednesday morning, in front of a crowd of hipsters, British burlesque dancer Katrina Darling pranced onstage to the sounds of the British national anthem, resplendent in a red corset, crown and a Union Jack bustle lined with ermine fur.

After a beat or two, the Sex Pistols’ “God Save the Queen” shook the room, and the act really got going. To the strains of “God save the queen/the fascist regime,” Darling began to undress — revealing two huge, elaborate cat tattoos on her milky white arms (as it turns out, Darling is the proud owner of seven cats).

By the time the patriotic anthem “Rule Britannia” came on, she had stripped down to nothing but nipple tassels and a crown-embossed scarlet merkin (which is like a wig for your Kensington Gardens).

Darling, 21, is a distant cousin of Kate Middleton, now the Duchess of Cambridge. And truth be told, there’s more than a passing resemblance between the two beautiful women; both share delicate facial features and the same long brown locks….

Here is the young lady…

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4 Comments
  1. formwiz permalink
    16 March 2012 @ 15:23 15:23

    Too bad she didn’t inherit some of cousin Pippa’s legendary rump, but, nonetheless, she is what they really don’t make like that no more – especially in Blighty.

    “resplendent in a red corset, crown and a Union Jack bustle lined with ermine fur”

    You will be providing some candid likenesses, I trust.

  2. 16 March 2012 @ 16:13 16:13

    Quite nice, and linked here:

    ‘Miss Switzerland 2011’ is Kerstin Cook~

  3. Reaganite Republican permalink
    16 March 2012 @ 16:13 16:13

    Linked here, sir

    ‘Miss Switzerland 2011’ is Kerstin Cook~

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