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Let Him That Hath Understanding…

18 February 2012 @ 14:37

As you may have heard, the Kennedy Monster has risen from the seas of Chappaquiddick again to plaque the decent citizens of this bless’ed Republic.

Joseph Kennedy III [or ‘Joe Kennedy 3.0’ or ‘Joe Joe Joe’ as he is called] will be running for the seat being vacated by Bwarney Fwank* in The People’s Republic Of Massachusetts.

Thirty-one years of age, 3.0 is the son of former Congressman and Useful Idiot of Hugo Chavez Joseph Kennedy II and the grandson of Robert Kennedy [makes sign of the cross].

Over at The Other McCain, Admiral Smitty notices that 3.0 bears a striking resemblance to a certain cave-dwelling, berry-eating blogger from a real cheesy state.  This is disturbing and could easily lead one to suspect nefarious doings are afoot that, at some point, will inevitably involve Danica Patrick.

What is more disturbing in these apocalyptic-seeming times is that Joe Joe Joe is also a Ginger!!!, which may be a sign that he is The Antichrist foretold in The Book Of Revelations.  It would certainly be appropriate if the man who will bring about The End Times were the spawn of America’s most depraved family.

A question arises: If Joseph Kennedy III is The Antichrist, does this make Barack Hussein Obama The Beast?  Only his hair stylist knows for sure.

And the BEAST which I saw was like unto a snake who sold fake cures, and his ears were as the handles of a jug, and his mouth as the mouth of a liar: and the dragon, who wore inappropriate fashions and seeketh to ban Mars Bars, gave him his power, and his seat, and great authoritah.

Revelation, 13:2

By the way: To aid in the fight to prevent 3.0 in his efforts to fulfill Scripture, please send some denarri to


*Since Fwank will be leaving the stage soon, I will
avail myself of the opportunity to tell the following
joke one last time: ‘What’s Barney Frank’s favorite
road sign?’……’Entering Dennis’ [a town in Mass.].

  1. M. Thompson permalink
    18 February 2012 @ 15:21 15:21

    Good riddance to Mr. Frank.

    And keep the bums out. Sucking off honest citizens for far too long.

  2. Josh permalink
    19 February 2012 @ 00:25 00:25

    Barney Frank will be moved out of his office within seconds of the elction results… ‘Cause he already has his shit packed.

  3. Rosalie permalink
    20 February 2012 @ 15:10 15:10

    The questions is: did the voters learn anything? I’m guessing no.


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