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Drudge Report Headline Fun!

12 October 2011 @ 17:47

Tabloid commentary on the tabloid headlines found on today’s Drudge Report

VIDEO: First Lady Nearly Trampled by Kids Trying to Set Jumping Jacks Record…

Damn!  Better luck next time.

‘Austin Powers’ actor suspected of killing sex offender cellmate…

…and the problem is?

$10M for 1 mile: Orlando unveils President Barack Obama Parkway…

Planning: FAIL

Issa subpoenas Holder…

What else is new?

REPORT: Signatures forged on 2008 Obama ballot petition…

Nooooooooooo! You’re joking!

Vancouver restaurant bans men from urinating while standing up…

Feminism Delanda Est!

TSA Agent Charged With Child Porn…
Another busted for bringing gun to airport…

Surprise, sur-frickin-prise.

Police Impound Mobile Strip Club…

Fascists!!!

Nine months on job, Obama’s chief of staff plans exit…

Rat, meet sinking ship.

Belafonte: Herman Cain ‘is bad apple’…

He should know as Harry’s rotten to the core [of his banana].

NEW HAMPSHIRE PRIMARY DECEMBER 6?

That’s insane! [thump!] Stacy!….Stacy [slaps cheeks]…say a few syllables…

‘Mind-Blowing’ Sex Can Wipe Memory Clean…

Indeed it can…I think…

8 Comments
  1. 12 October 2011 @ 17:59 17:59

    Enjoyed those headlines. Thanks for the laughs, Bob.

  2. 12 October 2011 @ 18:29 18:29

    GREAT stuff, thanks for the fun!

    (…but who are you, again?)

  3. 12 October 2011 @ 18:32 18:32

    Drudge does have the best headlines!

    I thought the same thing with the moo one!
    “Drat, couldn’t those kids have tried a little harder”?

  4. 12 October 2011 @ 21:59 21:59

    I had a comment on the last headline but I can’t remember what I wanted to say.

  5. 13 October 2011 @ 01:14 01:14

    Unfortunately for me, I have a pseudo-photographic memory. Sucks to be me.

  6. bobbelvedere permalink*
    13 October 2011 @ 20:24 20:24

    Thanks one and all. I’m glad you enjoyed it. Lord knows we need a few laughs in these dismal times.

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