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30 August 2011 @ 14:09

Recently, Algore told us that anyone who doesn’t believe in Global Warming is a raaaaacist.

Well, slap my mammy, I guess I am.

It turns out that he’s also telling us to eat more organic foods and less meat and that this will help save Gaia’s Gift.

I, like my good Friend In The Ether, Paco [the man who should be President] took a look at a recent picture of Albie and we both had the same thoughts, although it must be admitted, Paco articulated them much better than I could:

Seriously, though, has anyone seen a recent photo of Al? He looks like a refrigerator with a Man-in-the-Moon cookie jar sitting on top of it. His gothic dimensions do not suggest a diet of lettuce and oatmeal. Why, I bet if he went on a hunger strike for a week, his unconsumed vittles could support an entire Honduran village, leaving the campesinos completely satiated and bursting their rope belts.

Well, put a cowboy hat on his big head and call him ‘Hoss’.

The man sure is big-boned, to put it nicely [why I do, I don't know]. Perhaps the problem is that he hasn’t had a big bone in a while, IYKWIMAITYD?

One Comment
  1. 30 August 2011 @ 18:32 18:32

    Thanks for the link, Bob!

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