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The Man With The Molding Tongue

30 July 2011 @ 15:33

On 30 Arafat [old calendar: ‘July’] in the Year Three, Anno Salvator, Julius Obamacus Nero Caesar [formerly: Barack Hussein Soetero-Obama] Anti-President of The United States Of America, Fearless Leader and Duce [Dou’che?], Lowerer Of The Seas, Defender Of The Islamic Faith Cult, Apologist Of All That Is American, Sovereign Of The Stimulus, Healer Of The Earth, Duke Of No Nukes, Sovereign Restorer Of Images, Messiah Of The Lay-Abouts, Sovereign Organizer Of Communities, Duke Of Alinsky, Sovereign and Most Honourable Provider Of Health Care, Grand Poohba of the Most Venerable Order of Narcissists, Financial Adviser-In-Chief, Physician-In-Chief, Linguist-In-Chief, Personal Trainer-In-Chief, Supreme Spiculate of Spite, Lord Of The Food Stamps, Defender Of The Debt, Earl Of Tantrum, King of the Irony Throne of the Seven Kingdoms in The Game Of Drones, etc., spaketh to the peoples of his realm the pablum of putrefying purulency in his weekly address to that no one watcheth, butteh the shut-ins.

In that address [which I dare you to get through], our Fearless Leader did his usual whiny, stinky pants dance and, of course, blamed the Right and the Republicans for all the problems that afflict our economy and for kicking puppies and kittens.

The intrepid Stacy McCain does the dirty work for us and actually listened to the whole thing [he’s resting comfortably is stable, but serious, condition and is expected to make a full recovery — sort of (you’re never the same)] and, in a move that, had he done this on the battlefield, would have gotten him The Congressional Medal Of Honor, lays in the sunlight Comrade Obamnin’s whole strategy and the tactics he uses to fight against Truth, Justice, and The American Way.

A highlight:

The president’s not-so-secret-weapon in this political attack strategy is, of course, Harry Reid’s Democrat majority in the Senate which predictably rejected anything that John Boehner could actually push through the House. Thus, Obama’s partisan attack machine not only gets the specific budget numbers with which to smear Republicans as heartless villains in next year’s campaign, but also affords the president an opportunity to claim — as he did today — that this entire ginned-up crisis is due to the ideological fanaticism and partisan opportunism of those dangerous right-wing GOP extremists.

As usual with Obama, the truth is the exact opposite of whatever he says. He is the one seeking partisan advantage and being irresponsible. It is not the House Republicans but the Senate Democrats who have acted the part of ideologues and obstructionists. And the only question now is whether President Snippy Pants will get away with this transparent trickery.

He sure is trying like Hell, relying on his unquestioned belief that the majority of people in this country are little children who can be nurtured into behaviors that he and his Leftist comrades want to impose [but, God forbid, you put forward the proposition that being homosexual is anything but Nature!].

As he writes earlier on in this spot-on mini-essay:

From the very outset of the debate over the debt-ceiling, Obama was playing a game: Make the House Republicans spell out in a CBO-scored budget proposal exactly what they were planning to cut. Then claim that, by doing so, they were rejecting the “balanced approach” of the “generous and compassionate” president.

The House GOP’s legislation would, by necessity, include specific numbers for agency budget reductions, which could then be employed as campaign attack-ad fodder next year, frightening the ignorant “swing voters” and gullible “soccer moms” with scary-talk about greedy Republicans who want to slash funds for the Bureau of Generosity and eliminate altogether the Department of Compassion.

There are, indeed, people out there who can be frightened into voting against those who exhibit various forms and degrees of Right Reason, but they are by no means worthy of the classification ‘swing voter’.  You can’t be a traditional swing voter these days — choosing between Republicans and Democrats based on who seems the be offering the most practical solutions to the problems at hand — without actually choosing to remain ignorant. 

The Democratic Party, as now constituted, is not an American Party: it’s whole philosophy is geared towards the destruction of the American Way [picking up on Mark Steyn’s thesis, you could label it a ‘Post-American Party’, however]. 

The only true swing voters these days are those who understand that their choice is between the various shades of thinking found in the Republican Party [a very good example of this just occurred in the split among those on the Right about whether or not to support the latest Boehner Bill].

The Republican Party of today is an amalgamation of the thinking the Democratic and Republican Party’s held to up until the later part of the 19th Century.  At that time, Leftism began infecting both parties with a bowel effusion called The Progressive Movement.  The two both suffered from this affliction, but it was the Democratic Party that ended up not treating itself and succumbing fully to the cancer in 1960’s.  During that same period, the GOP began aggressive treatments and survived, albeit, with some after0effects [aka: RINOS], but it regained a lot of it’s health, thanks in part to the infusion of old, pro-American Democrats.

Barack Hussein Obama is just like the dude hanging around the sidewalks inviting you to play the shell game: any bet is a sucker’s bet because the game is rigged.  However, the guy in the streets has more nobility: he will at least give you a wink when you let him know you know it’s all a con.

  1. Adobe Walls permalink
    30 July 2011 @ 22:58 22:58

    Resistance is not futile.

  2. 31 July 2011 @ 15:56 15:56

    Linked and quoted at

    Mike G.


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