John McCain: Winner Of The TCOTS Douche Nozzle Prize
The fiery, independent version of the Republican senator from Arizona took to the floor of the Senate Wednesday morning. Demanding “straight talk,” Mr. McCain accused conservatives of abandoning reason by opposing the House Republican leader’s plan to resolve the debt crisis.
Mr. McCain mocked Tea Party-allied Republicans in the House for believing — wrongly, he said — that President Obama and Democrats will get the blame for a default if Republicans refuse to increase the nation’s debt ceiling.
By that flawed logic, “Democrats would have no choice but to pass a balanced budget amendment and reform entitlements and the Tea Party Hobbits could return to Middle Earth,” he said, quoting a Wall Street Journal editorial.
“This is the kind of crack political thinking that turned Sharron Angle and Christine O’Donnell into G.O.P. nominees,” he jeered, referring to two losing Tea Party candidates for the Senate in 2010.
Mr. McCain assailed the conservative Republicans in the House who are threatening passage of the debt cutting plan by the House speaker, John A. Boehner, calling their political logic “bizarro” and noting sarcastically that they have only been in office a short time.
If there were any justice in the world . . . Well, it probably wouldn’t be wise to finish that sentence….
However, Grumpy Gollum will have to share the Prize with the Editors of The Wall Street Journal who coined the Hobbit phrase that he quoted.
…Just asking the question: what do we do with John McCain who bared his bottom today with more of the inane thinking that should had rendered him an unelected Arizona citizen years ago?
Throw him in the crack of Mount Dog Track?
Nice Deb Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere takes Juvie John to the woodshed. You go Mom Daddy-O*.
By the way, just in case in you don’t recall … the hobbits win in Lord of the Rings. They got a lot of ridicule from the elite and the powerful along the way, but they end up saving the West from ruinous destruction.
The Establishment Elites of Middle Earth keep telling the Hobbits and the rest of The Fellowship to either give in to the Evil Sauron or use The Ring to fight them [in other words, assume the dangerous powers that have destroyed everyone who has worn it]. Out of all of the members of The Fellowship, it was the Hobbits who were the most steadfast in seeing the quest was successfully completed, so go orc-off, Johnny!
Not only is John McCain a crap weaselly little arrogant jerk, but he’s illiterate.
* In my haste to publish this post, I failed to
notice that, although I was Nice Deb’s site, she did
not write the post I linked. Apologies to
Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere.