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The TCOTS Douche Nozzle Prize

24 June 2011 @ 09:59

So many days when we decide to award this Prize there are so many candidates [especially since 20 January 2009] that it takes us quite of bit of time to pick the winner. It is not easy to determine who has sunk so low that they rank beneath pond scum and sewer runoff. But we, the lads at TCOTS, venture on and do our duty [Excelsior!].

However, today we have an absolute, no-doubt-at-all-in-our-minds, clear winner of the uncoveted and unhygenic TCOTSDNP: that tin-horned and tin- and hug-eared dictator wannabe Commander-In-Creep: Barack Insane Obama.

From Blackfive, we learn [tip of the fedora to Wombat Socho’s Live-At-Five][worth quoting in full]:

From a Blackfive reader “T”:

The President addressing the 10th Mountain Division today at Fort Drum:

“First time I saw 10th Mountain Division, you guys were in southern Iraq. When I went back to visit Afghanistan, you guys were the first ones there. I had the great honor of seeing some of you because a comrade of yours, Jared Monti, was the first person who I was able to award the Medal of Honor to who actually came back and wasn’t receiving it posthumously.”

As we all know, SSG Sal Giunta, of the 173rd Airborne, was the first living recipient (2011) of the MOH who fought in Iraq/Afganistan. SFC Jared Monti, 10th Mountain Division, was KIA in Afghanistan in 2006. He was posthumously awarded the MOH by Obama in 2009.

How does the Commander-in-Chief mix these heroes up? He put that medal around Giunta’s neck and he stood with Monti’s parents as they grieved. These fallen heroes leave such a great legacy, and we should know all their names. The ironic part of the speech, and this comes after the announcement of the politically pressured drawdown of troops in Afghanistan, was Obama’s closing remark, “Know that your Commander-in-Chief has your back.”

It shouldn’t take a teleprompter for the C-in-C to get it right.

No, it doesn’t. What it takes is (1) appreciating and respecting the U.S. Armed Forces, giving a damn about them, and (2) possessing something more than animal cunning for intelligence. Barack The Unready has neither.

In the coming year and a half, it will be interesting to see how many more such gaffes he makes as he campaigns in all 57 states.

What A Douche Nozzle.

What a disgrace.

What an idiot.

  1. Billy Ray in Cowtown permalink
    24 June 2011 @ 10:29 10:29

    The Marines were first ones in both places

  2. 24 June 2011 @ 10:32 10:32

    The finger to Hillary – twice – during the debates.
    Joy-riding AF-1 down the Hudson at low altitude.
    The “pitchforks” threat to bankers.
    Navy “Corpse-man” Christian [sic] Brossard.
    Golf on Memorial Day.
    Chewing gum loudly all during the Joplin memorial.
    SSG Sal Giunta.

    These and the near infinity of similar “gaffes” are not mere lapses or protocol flubs. Evidence suggests this angry little fvckwit’s actions are meant to provoke. It fits the profile.

  3. huerfano permalink
    24 June 2011 @ 11:03 11:03

    Barry’s speechwriters should familiarize themselves with Google. It’s very useful and supportive of the Barry Obama agenda.

    I am sure the MBM will be all over this like the Biden-FDR on television gaffe. They are pit bulls with a story like this.

  4. loopyloo305 permalink
    24 June 2011 @ 12:20 12:20

    Excellent choice!

  5. Otis P. Driftwood permalink
    24 June 2011 @ 14:21 14:21

    With no teleprompter or auto-pen he is totally lost. More than he normally is.

  6. 24 June 2011 @ 17:01 17:01

    And it hardly needs to be said, that if his predecessor had made this error the howls of derision would rattle the crockery.

  7. 24 June 2011 @ 23:00 23:00

    How disgusting. It’s a prepared speech, or it should be a prepared speech.

    I’m going to go on one of my lawyer rants here. Obama, presumably (ha, ha) excelled in law school – an institution which demands constant preparation and accuracy. Presumably, he spent three years being meticulously trained to check every fact, research every case, and be accurate in his presentation. Now, if someone went to Podunk Law and scraped through, that’s one thing, but I have ZERO patience with those who claim to be legal eagles and can’t even manage to get their facts straight.


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