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Sammie Spades: Hillary’s Porn Star Intern Revealed

20 June 2011 @ 18:19

Young lass Sammie Spades, who interned for Hillary Rodham in the Summer of 2006 [was it a ‘Summer Of Love’, IYKWIMAITYD????], has told her story to TMZ:

Sammie says she was accepted as a 2006 summer intern at Clinton’s Buffalo office … where she did miscellaneous office work, but dreamed of sporting her own power pantsuits just like Hillary.

Sammie says, “I was planning on becoming an attorney and then going into public office” — however, a couple years later she ran into money problems, abandoned politics … and claims having sex on tape was the best way to pay the bills.

The rest of the story may be found here [hat tip to Memeorandum].

Inventor of Rule 5, Stacy McCain’s reaction may be found at the end of this posting.

Miss Spades is the star of such indie films as Big Butts Like It Big #8 and White Bubble Butts #4.  No word on whether or not these films won any awards at Sundance [Robert Redford could not be reached for comment, as he was being fitted for his customized Summer Depends].

Photo courtesy of TMZ.

‘Who let the dogs out’, indeed!

26 Comments
  1. 20 June 2011 @ 19:46 19:46

    I wonder if she got a tweet from Weiner. Sorry, had to be asked.

    • bobbelvedere permalink*
      20 June 2011 @ 20:05 20:05

      I was waiting, Matt. Thanks.

  2. Otis P. Driftwood permalink
    20 June 2011 @ 20:18 20:18

    It’s always “I did it to pay the bills.” Judging by her film titles I am going to assume they featured her butt.

  3. JOSEPH G MATTERA permalink
    20 June 2011 @ 22:45 22:45

    MAYBE SHE’S HILLARY’S LOVER…………

  4. 20 June 2011 @ 23:00 23:00

    No comment.

  5. 20 June 2011 @ 23:17 23:17

    Looks like Bill was interviewing the hires back then!

  6. bobbelvedere permalink*
    20 June 2011 @ 23:35 23:35

    Otis: One would hope they featured as little of her face as possible. Saltpeter anyone?

  7. tucsondon permalink
    21 June 2011 @ 00:32 00:32

    A two-bagger, fer sher……..

  8. 21 June 2011 @ 00:46 00:46

    “Like, I wanted to be in politics, but OMG! I couldn’t pay the phone bill one week. So I started doing porno.”

    In all fairness though, I heard a radio last week with the author of Intern Nation. Given the working conditions he described for a lot of interns, adult films might actually be a step up.

  9. 21 June 2011 @ 03:45 03:45

    Oh, please. Between this crowd and AoS, you’d hit that like a jug of Valu-Rite with complementary strawberry Silly Straw.

  10. KingShamus permalink
    21 June 2011 @ 08:17 08:17

    Let’s just say Ms Spades has a terrific face for reading naughty books on CD.

  11. BlogDog permalink
    21 June 2011 @ 09:06 09:06

    Startlingly unattractive. Even porn standards are debased in this day ‘n’ age.

  12. 21 June 2011 @ 10:07 10:07

    Fraggle porn?

  13. adriano permalink
    21 June 2011 @ 10:17 10:17

    muito gostosa esata americana aí!

  14. 21 June 2011 @ 10:47 10:47

    Nice, as long as we don’t look above the lips 🙂

  15. 21 June 2011 @ 10:48 10:48

    Oh, please, like youse guys and the AoS crowd wouldn’t hit that like a jug of Value-Rite with a free strawberry Silly Straw…

  16. 21 June 2011 @ 12:10 12:10

    You have a point Richard, apparently the gal’s got “skills.”

  17. M. Thompson permalink
    21 June 2011 @ 12:31 12:31

    Definately in the ‘but her face’ catergory, even if I didn’t know her politics And I thought this would be about Hillary’s batting for the other team!

  18. bobbelvedere permalink*
    21 June 2011 @ 17:32 17:32

    I wrote a song once about a gal like her at closing time: She Was Whipped With An Ugly Stick [But Then Again So Was I]

  19. bobbelvedere permalink*
    21 June 2011 @ 17:33 17:33

    She’d make a public housing unit proud!

  20. eric permalink
    21 June 2011 @ 18:34 18:34

    What a butterface…….looks like someone hit her in the face with a bag of hammers.

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