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You Say Toe-May-Toe, I Say Toh-Mah-Toh

14 June 2011 @ 14:13

Over at Bluebird Of Bitterness, bob has up a very helpful Californian-to-Texican translation dictionary. A few highlights:

CA: Weapons arsenal
TX: Gun collection

CA: Endangered wetlands
TX: Swamp

CA: Undocumented worker
TX: Illegal alien

CA: Multicultural community
TX: High-crime neighborhood

CA: Rich
TX: Employed

CA: Very rich
TX: Works two jobs

While it’s aimed at the folks from Texas, it could well apply to any of us who live in non-Bolshevik areas across the fruited plain, so why not head on over to bob’s joint and take a gander.

  1. 15 June 2011 @ 15:24 15:24

    Nice going, Bob. Thanks to you, I had a record number of hits today. I used to consider 30 hits a really good day, but today I’m already over a hundred, and it’s only mid-afternoon. From now on whenever my views are only in the double digits, I’m going to be even bluer than a bitter bluebird usually is, wistfully recalling my glory day…

  2. bobbelvedere permalink*
    15 June 2011 @ 19:12 19:12

    My pleasure, bob. Keep on posting good stuff like that one and you’ll get linky love. Blue is a lovely color.

  3. 15 June 2011 @ 22:14 22:14

    Aw, Bob, you’re so sweet.

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