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Throbbing Justice: The Fickle Dickhead Of Fate [Updated Twice Below]

07 June 2011 @ 18:05

-While I kept vocalizing a maniacal, schadenfreude-fulled, Vincent Price-worthy laugh yesterday evening as I watched the Breitbart/Weiner Press Conference [that scared even my wife at several points], my most hearty laughter has been reserved for every time I hear or see another Leftist desert the Weinermobile, expressing his or her [or transgendered] rodent-like outrage and sadness as he or she [or it] scurries down the road.  Harry Reid is a prime example [tip of the fedora to Memeorandum]:

Washington (CNN) – Senate Majority Leader Sen. Harry Reid gave embattled Rep. Anthony Weiner no love on Capitol Hill Tuesday.

“I know Congressman Weiner and I wish there was some way I can defend him, but I can’t. OK?” Reid said.

And then there was this exchange with reporters:

Q: You didn’t say whether you thought Congressman Weiner should resign.

Reid: I’m not here to defend Weiner.

Q: What do you think he should do?

Reid: That’s all I’m going to say.

Q: Senator Reid, what advice would you give him if he asked you?

Reid: Call somebody else.

The reason such a vigorous and robust laugh issues from my burgeoning frame is because high hypocrisy always tickles my funniest funny bone.  Watching the Progressives have to still try to appear as if they possess any sense of morality is a real hoot.  One of the ideas at the heart of Leftist thinking is the belief that all morality is relative, which means in practical terms that they do not believe in shared standards.  There are no standards, custom and tradition hold no authority or sway over the Socialist mind.  But, you see, the Leftists have a problem: most of the people in the countries they inhabit do believe in absolute truths that transcend individual whims and wishes.  So, the poor Progressive is forced to put on a show when deep down such behavior as Weiner’s does not trouble them – ‘whatever floats your boat’ is the guiding bromide, as they have no sense of what is decent.

The only reason some on the Left now want Weiner to resign is because they believe he has become a political liability.  If they had their way, if the Eschaton was already Immanentized, Anthony The Attack Weasel would not have had to go through the inquisition he has had to endure at the hands of the Bitter Clingers and he could have continued to spew his diseased bile at will.  Of course, if the Left had their way, marriage would be eliminated, sexual relations would be a wholly private matter between Human Beings no matter the age, and all would be living as slaves of the state.

So, I laugh and nearly bust a gut eah time I do.

-Expect an Update after I enjoy dinner and sail through The Ether a bit more…just remember:

Beware Of Feminist Men

UPDATE at 2053…

-Leave it to a reporter, someone experienced in getting across the essence of a story in as few words as possible, to sum-up Weinergate in one sentence:

Let’s be clear about one thing: Andrew Breitbart was right, right, right and his critics were wrong, wrong, wrong.

The author: Robert Stacy McCain.  [Look, I know I am a shameless blogwhore and Stacy’s blogging beeatch, but you gotta admit I’m right here.]

What a great moment when Andrew Breitbart challenged the press corps at that press conference to name one time he had lied: ‘Give me one example of a provable lie…one…journalists?…’ [chirp, chirp].

-DaveC gets the award for The Weiner Post Title Of The Day.

-Ace gets the award for The Spot-On Weiner Quote Of The Day [tip of the fedora to Stacy McCain]:

It’s not just that he lies, but that he lies arrogantly and condescendingly, lecturing and hectoring the interviewer, who does Weiner a bad turn by acting shy and affable as Weiner attempts this crap.

Spot-on about the spotted dick.

ZING! went the strings of Jimmie Bise’s heart.

-Iowahawk offers a well-deserved apology to Shelley [tip of the fedora to Little Miss Attila]:

`My name is Weinermandius, Dong of Dongs:
Look on my junk, ye mighty, and despair!’

-Amusing Bunni has a good aggregation, including Andrew Breitbart eating Matt Laurer for breakfast.  Umm, good.

-Steve Burri has some breaking news, here and here.

-Admiral Teach returns the Cannonfire and scores a direct hit amidships.

-I forgot to mention this one: Carol’s having a caption contest over at No Sheeples Here.  I’m stumped to come up with anything that’s not bleep worthy.

-I know I missed a whole bunch of you, but time is not on my side.  Leave a link in the comments.

UPDATE at 2129…

This one’s for you, Tony…

  1. Adobe Walls permalink
    07 June 2011 @ 18:53 18:53

    Their only concern is that he is inexpedient. Surprisingly the implications for those who abandon Weiner now doesn’t seem to dawn on them. Truly a pack of hyenas.

  2. Otis P. Driftwood permalink
    07 June 2011 @ 19:06 19:06

    And Pelosi calling for an investigation is her way of trying to make herself relevant again. It fits right in with the regime’s policy of not letting a crisis go to waste.

  3. 07 June 2011 @ 21:16 21:16

    Hi Bob!
    Thanks for linking me, I’m in great company here.
    That’s what gets me the most disgusted with the weenie tot, the way he
    LIED and tried to smear Breitbart and others. I’ve never seen such a shameless, lying jerk in my life.

    I think it will be funny if he doesn’t resign, he’ll be around to remind everyone of how vile libs are.

  4. 07 June 2011 @ 21:30 21:30

    “Call somebody else.” Ol’ Harry Reid whips himself up a double dose of leadership there!

  5. 07 June 2011 @ 22:03 22:03

    Spot on, Bob!! The Left is devoid of morality. If or when Weiner resigns I am sure he will find good company with Bill Clinton. I wouldn’t be surprised if Bill offered Weiner a job.

  6. bobbelvedere permalink*
    07 June 2011 @ 23:26 23:26

    Adobe / Bunni: Spot-on!

    Otis: Nancy who?

    Proof: He and the press drookies laughed after he said it.

    Tere: Weiner’s wife always accompanies Hillary on foreign trips, so I bet the two putzs will troll for wommins while the cats are away.

  7. 08 June 2011 @ 08:58 08:58

    Thanks for the linky-love Bob. I’ve got another Photoshop up. This one shows “Dirty Harry” closing the door on the Weiner Man here:

  8. KingShamus permalink
    08 June 2011 @ 12:34 12:34

    Hey Bob…I linked to you over at my place. Nicely done piece, mi amigo.


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