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Barack Hussein Obama: Dope Fiend [Updated With Pictures]

25 May 2011 @ 08:55

-The Collins English Dictionary defines a dope as ‘a person considered to be stupid or slow-witted’.

ITEM: Allahpundit quoting from NYMag:

This is how President Obama signed the guestbook at Westminster Abbey earlier today, where he got a tour from the Very Reverend Dr. John Hall and laid a wreath on the Grave of the Unknown Warrior.

It is a great privilege to commemorate our common heritage, and common sacrifice.

Barack Obama

24 May 2008

Allahpundit commented:

Old theory to explain his policy agenda: Obama’s a dangerously doctrinaire liberal aiming to expand an unsustainable welfare state and dressing it up as “pragmatism.” New theory: Obama has mild brain damage.

Now I feel kind of bad for dumping on him all these years. He’s trying his best, guys.

Dialogue overheard on playground:

PERSON to OTHER PERSON: That’s Little Barry Obama over there. [whispers] He’s a bit slow.

OTHER PERSON: [nods with pity, as she shakes her head sadly]

ITEM: Jake Tapper [tip of the fedora to Instapundit and Allahpundit] reporting on the toast made by the Smartest Guy In The Room for the Queen:

“Ladies and gentlemen please stand with me and raise your glasses as I propose a toast,” the president said, putting down his note cards and grabbing his glass. “To her majesty the Queen.”

The president paused, the guests stood, and the orchestra prepared to play.

But the president wasn’t done speaking.

“The vitality –“ the president said before the orchestra began.

Then the familiar tune – you might know it better as “My Country ‘Tis of Thee” [ie: God Save The Queen] – started up.

The president kept going: “ — of the special relationship between our peoples and for the words of Shakespeare to this blessed plot, this earth, this realm, this England,” the president said as the awkward moment played out.

The Queen looked ahead as the UK anthem played.

“To the Queen,” the president finally said.

He lifted his glass to her, she smiled a bit uncomfortably.

But because the song was playing, no one drank from his or her glass, including the president, who put his glass down on the table.


Proper protocol requires that the toaster wait until the song finishes before making his remarks. Luckily the Queen is a very classy lady and she saved Little Barry’s arse by raising her glass at this point and pretending nothing had happened.

Allahpundit commented:

Ah, now his “2008″ gaffe from earlier today is starting to make more sense. Turns out … he really is brain-damaged.

This is why he doesn’t get invited to weddings, guys.

Instapundit adds:

The country’s in the very best of hands.

Dialogue overheard on playground:

OTHER PERSON: Why does Little Barry have a padded helmet on?

PERSON: Oh, that’s so he won’t hurt himself. [whispers] He falls on his head a lot, you know.

-The Collins English Dictionary defines a fiend as ‘a mischievous or spiteful person, esp a child’.

ITEM: Chris O’Shea at FishbowlNY reports [tip of the fedora to William Teach and Memeorandum]:

The White House has named Jesse Lee to a new position within its communications department titled Director of Progressive Media & Online Response. According to The Huffington Post, Lee will essentially be responsible for building up Obama’s online presence as he prepares for his reelection bid, and squashing any negative stories….

Admiral Teach comments:

Let me get this straight: Obama is going to use the publicly funded White House offices to stifle the free speech of people who do not agree with him? Time to call your elected officials, folks. Go to to get their info.

He links Nice Deb who is, shall we say, not pleased:

This will be a government sanctioned White House version of Obama’s farcical campaign propaganda website, “Fight the Smears” which corrected supposed “smears” and “misinformation”, (often just inconvenient truths), with half truths, misinformation, and flat out lies of its own.

I plan to hit back twice as hard.

Spoken like a true WOLVERINE.

Is this a violation of The Hatch Act? Message to members of the Congress: Do you jobs and find out, dammit.

How Nixonian of Obama, eh?

  1. 25 May 2011 @ 09:27 09:27

    There are people who help out officials with the proper protocol in manners like this..

    Obviously, the sooper smert presnit doesn’t need any of that.

  2. M. Thompson permalink
    25 May 2011 @ 09:31 09:31

    Anybody Sane But Obama, 2012.

  3. Adobe Walls permalink
    25 May 2011 @ 12:23 12:23

    I don’t think this President has anyone in his administration who has a sense of right and wrong let alone proper etiquette. There are protocol droids available from State I’m sure, but O’Sputnik only listens to fellow Bolsheviks.

  4. bobbelvedere permalink*
    25 May 2011 @ 19:08 19:08

    Dave C: What demi-god does?

    Adobe: True, and State is occupied by Mensheviks.

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