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The Fugly Syndrome

31 March 2011 @ 08:33

Big Fur Hat has posted pictures of ‘comedienne’ Kathy Griffin without makeup and topless.

They are most definitely NSFW and also NSFYS [Not Safe For Your Sanity].

I want you to know, dear readers, that I, yes I, Robert ‘Bob’ Belvedere, brave soul that I am and selfless guardian of the mental health of my Friends In The Ether, have ventured to enter iOwnTheWorld at great risk to my health and well-being to look at them for you, to study them briefly [the International Naked Energy Commission recommends only five seconds of exposure to pictures this toxic at a time].

Now look: many famous womens don’t look so hot without makeup. In fact, a good number, who are often considered beautiful, turn out to be rather plain, the product of expert artistes of the Cover-Girl Art [Eve Langoria and Whitney Houston come to mind], but, in this case, what we have here is perhaps the most extreme case I have ever seen in all my years of lovin’ the ladies.

If you have decided to risk the click in order to view what BFH hath wrought, it might help to keep the picture below in mind as you place your mental stability in danger – it will help you understand just how radical the transformation is. Also, please, please remember: if you begin to feel as though the idea of gouging your eyes out would be pleasurable, that it would offer the only relief from your agony, promptly step away from your screen and immediately seek out pictures of Christina Hendricks.

Godspeed and live well, my friends.

4 Comments
  1. 31 March 2011 @ 09:05 09:05

    Now that I’m 55 and menopausal, taking hormone replacement to combat hot flashes, I actually have boobs. I’m not skinny, having gotten what my friend SwampWoman refers to as “fluffy.” For much of my life I was underweight and wore an A-cup bra. When I wore a bra. I’m 4’11” (that may be shrinking with age, who knows). But 20 & 30 years ago, those pics would be me. Except I was too ashamed to be seen naked.

    And I was tan.

  2. 31 March 2011 @ 09:35 09:35

    Dude, that’s not Kathy Griffin..

    That’s Carrot Top!

  3. bobbelvedere permalink*
    31 March 2011 @ 17:16 17:16

    KC: That may have been what your body looked like thirty years ago [I doubt it], but it’s the way you ‘wear it’ that counts. She’s an angry, frustrated, fag hag, unfunny loser and she looks it. Another example: look at Brooke Burke – she has all of the physical features combined into what we classify as ‘beautiful’, but she’s not beautiful because she has ‘BITCH’ written all over her face. It’s a combination of what you have and what you are.

    DaveC: I’d rather see CT nekkid.

  4. Adobe Walls permalink
    31 March 2011 @ 20:37 20:37

    I’ll have the soup.

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