The Fugly Syndrome
Big Fur Hat has posted pictures of ‘comedienne’ Kathy Griffin without makeup and topless.
They are most definitely NSFW and also NSFYS [Not Safe For Your Sanity].
I want you to know, dear readers, that I, yes I, Robert ‘Bob’ Belvedere, brave soul that I am and selfless guardian of the mental health of my Friends In The Ether, have ventured to enter iOwnTheWorld at great risk to my health and well-being to look at them for you, to study them briefly [the International Naked Energy Commission recommends only five seconds of exposure to pictures this toxic at a time].
Now look: many famous womens don’t look so hot without makeup. In fact, a good number, who are often considered beautiful, turn out to be rather plain, the product of expert artistes of the Cover-Girl Art [Eve Langoria and Whitney Houston come to mind], but, in this case, what we have here is perhaps the most extreme case I have ever seen in all my years of lovin’ the ladies.
If you have decided to risk the click in order to view what BFH hath wrought, it might help to keep the picture below in mind as you place your mental stability in danger – it will help you understand just how radical the transformation is. Also, please, please remember: if you begin to feel as though the idea of gouging your eyes out would be pleasurable, that it would offer the only relief from your agony, promptly step away from your screen and immediately seek out pictures of Christina Hendricks.
Godspeed and live well, my friends.