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The Idea Of The Decade!

07 March 2011 @ 19:02

We’re but slightly over a year into the new decade and already we have before us the one idea that, if implemented, will affect the teens in the most positive of ways.  Nothing that could possibly come after it would be as tremendous, as terrific, as profound as the proposal put forth by Smitty Of Afghanistan:

Have Speaker Boehner propose a one-liner bill:

All Americans are exempted from [the legislation unpopularly known as] ObamaCare.

I think that this idea will find favor with the administration, since the damages of the odious legislation are mitigated, yet it’s still on the books, so that the Teleprompted One can oscillate from screen to screen, smugly taking pride in the crowning farce of his administration….

So simple, so succinct, so elegant a solution!

Think of it: with but twelve words, the Admiral Of The Afghan Seas, has devised a way to make the Nancy-Boy-In-Chief re-electable and save we real Americans from the enslavement of our bodies to the ravenous and perverted state.

We should all head on over to The Other McCain and worship at Smitty’s feet — or, if you don’t want to be really gay about it, leave him a hearty ‘Huzzah!’ in the Comments section.

  1. 07 March 2011 @ 19:42 19:42

    SMITTY 2012!

    • bobbelvedere permalink*
      07 March 2011 @ 21:28 21:28

      Richard: Count me in!

  2. 07 March 2011 @ 22:47 22:47

    And we thought we’d have a hard time finding a good candidate?

  3. 07 March 2011 @ 23:19 23:19

    Awesome, with one slight tweak: include corporations, small businesses, and insurance companies in that, too. 🙂

  4. 08 March 2011 @ 00:33 00:33

    I’m gonna refrain from the gayness and just leave a shout out 😉

  5. 08 March 2011 @ 07:18 07:18

    Easy for you guys to cheer! You’re running second in a contest no sensible person would try to win.

  6. 08 March 2011 @ 15:35 15:35

    Smitty’s idea opposes the agenda: tyrannize taxpayers while living large on their labor (i.e., make chaos).

  7. bobbelvedere permalink*
    08 March 2011 @ 19:48 19:48

    Roxe: I’m surprised at you! You being a lawyer an a nuclear quantum physicist and all: corporations are, under the law, considered human beings! [Leave it to a lawyer to keep adding language to something succinct and to the point to the point where it no longer is!]

    Red: Man of us red-blooded American right wing nut jobs are happy that you’re leaving the gayness out. WOO-HOO-WOOT!

    GN6: My sympathies.

    David: That’s why Julius Obamacus Nero Caesar sent him to the ATO – to get him out of the way and pave the way for Mitt to win the GOP nod!


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