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San Francisco Is Full Of Crap…Literally

01 March 2011 @ 08:48

From Admiral William Teach, Commodore of The Pirate’s Cove, we learn [tip of the fedora to Wombat Socho and his must-morning-read Live At Five]:

Remember, in Liberal World, it is all about intentions, not outcomes

  1. Have a gripe, Someone needs to do something
  2. Pass a law based on feelings
  3. Unintended shit happens

And, by “shit”, well, um,

San Francisco’s big push for low-flow toilets has turned into a multimillion-dollar plumbing stink.

Skimping on toilet water has resulted in more sludge backing up inside the sewer pipes, said Tyrone Jue, spokesman for the city Public Utilities Commission. That has created a rotten-egg stench near AT&T Park and elsewhere, especially during the dry summer months.

I think you can figure out what the “sludge” mostly is. Being a Dodgers fan, I’m not surprised that it seems to be near where the San Fran Giants play, but, well, it’s a good thing the city hasn’t spent $100 million over the past 5 years to the sewer system and sewer plant, partly because of the odor or something…..they did? Damn.

Bwah-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-[hernia]-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha.

It gets even funnier, if you can believe it, so please do head on over to the Admiral’s Cabin and read the rest.

ALTERNATIVE POST TITLES CONSIDERED BY BOB:

The Sharia has hit the San Fran

Unholy Crap!

The Stools On The Hill

4 Comments
  1. KingShamus permalink
    01 March 2011 @ 12:29 12:29

    Couldn’t have happened to a more deserving city.

    Sorry, couldn’t resist. Nancy Pelosi has turned me off to SF forever.

  2. 01 March 2011 @ 14:56 14:56

    The city of San Francisco is starting a high-tech program to try and force some of the excessive filth back up into the system and away from the bay. These ‘sludge-packing’ jobs are expected to be in high demand in the local community.

  3. William Teach permalink
    01 March 2011 @ 19:54 19:54

    Thanks for the link, Bob!

  4. bobbelvedere permalink*
    01 March 2011 @ 20:19 20:19

    Your Majesty: The Bolshes have taken a wonderful town and crapped all over it, literally and figuratively.

    Richard: Is that anything like fudge-packing?

    Admiral: You’re welcome.

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