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Adventures! In! Spamland!

26 February 2011 @ 17:54

Not only do we read each and every comment you all leave here at TCOTS, but we enjoy reading the spam messages we get before I send them into the  black hole of the Trash Bin [aka: Renee Martin’s Who-Who].  Most are just the same old, same old.  But, occasionally, one proves to be somewhat interesting and unintentionally humorous.  Also, they can provide a situation well-disposed to our showcasing of our marvellous wits.

All of the gang here at the TCOTS Redoubt have taken on the duty of responding to the many interesting spam messages we receive.

1) From AjptzWop:

GHvX4g. euhfboeptdjw.com/euhfboeptdjw. myhxnxwfwziy.com/]myhxnxwfwziy. Mpsbscyrpotu.

Hagbard Celine: Nice to see that Italians read this blog.  Boner for tuna, Capitano.

2) From Leer:

Ciao i,m starter in this Forums and i will to know the newideas postated heare.I can see your web fromastalavista index and i have tryed to register some seconds a go but this captcha was hard ro see but i manage it This was my introduction in this community

Best Regards

Hagbard Celine: From what the women tell me this is an appropriate name for young Eye-Tyes, Your Majesty.

Bob: I think it’s actually Robert Benigni.

3) From 9qlfkq4jthxv:

MtVoGLz – Telephonesexbox.

Bob: Ain’t technology grand.

4) From MattCut90/Penis Enlargement:

It’s so hard to get backlinks these days, honestly i need a backlink by comments on your blog / forums or guestbook to make my website appear in search engine. I am getting desperate Now! I know you’ll laugh while reading this comment !!!

Bob: Jewish, eh?

Pope Voluptuosus I: Matt, you’re message reminds me of an old ditty me and The Cardinal used to sing to the tune of Stormy Weather:

Don’t know why / There’s no meat behind my fly / Sloppy Rabbi

Hagbard Celine: I think it’s harder to get backrubs these days — and more dangerous: last time I asked Roxanne for one, she tried to grab my beating heart out of my chest.

5) From Elunnygreelve:

Very interesting. I want to know another question. Although nothing to do with the subject, but I still want to know. Because there are a lot of people flow, for asking this question.

I have some routes saved in navigon on my ipad. Is there any way I can delete or remove a saved route? I have tried deleting all the points on a route and then saving the blank route but this doesn’t seem to help. I can’t find any option in navigon to do this so is there a file of route data stored somewhere that could be deleted outside navigon?

Bob: Sadly, you can’t.  You’re royally screwed.  Oh and by the way: the Obama Administration saves all of you navigon info so they can hunt you down whenever they want to — best of luck, Winston.

Lord Fatheringay Von Whoopsie: ‘Elunnygreelve’…mmm…sounds like the name of some boring BBC drama series.

Pope Voluptuosus I: For no reason at all, I am reminded of this old joke…

Q: What do you call a group of patriotic armed lesbians?
A: Militia Etheridge.

6) From Ganar Dinero:

You actually make it seem so easy with your presentation but I find this topic to be really something which I think I would never understand. It seems too complicated and very broad for me. I’m looking forward for your next post, I will try to get the hang of it!

Hagbard Celine: Give it another try, Ganar [do you know Captain Picard by any chance?  live on Star Base Dingleroddenberry, perhaps?].  I think you’ll get the hand of it as we are all well-hung here.  As for things being ‘very broad’ here at TCOTS: let me assure you that you’ll understand the Rule 5 postings if you just try hard enough.

Bob: Ganar, if you’re a Bolshe I’d just give-up and forget wasting your time trying to understand us.  The sooner you accept your mental disability, the sooner you can rise in the SEIU hierarchy.

7) From Claudia:

Thank you for your blog post. Thomas and I have already been saving to buy a new guide on this subject and your blog post has made us all to get . Your thoughts really responded all our issues. In fact, more than what we had acknowledged just before we stumbled on your excellent blog. I actually no longer nurture doubts and a troubled mind because you have totally attended to all of our needs right here. By the way I love boobs Thanks.

Hagbard Celine: Claudia, I love boobs too.  Call me.

Bob: I see our old friend Thomas went and got that Philippino bride.  She love you long time.

8) From Nichol Darracotten:

Der intensivste Fatburner ist Ephedrin. Ein ECA Stack besteht aus Ephedra, Koffein und ASS. Dieser Stack macht aus dem ECA Stack den intensivsten Fatburner. Sowie Koffein intensivieren sich gegenseitig im Effekt und zeigen die stärkste Fatburner-Power! Hier einen Fatburner kaufen!

Hagbard Celine: Nichol und stacked?  Nichol hav und big assen?  Iffen ‘Yah’, und telefunken mien Hagbard.

Bob: It’s nice to see Germans channelling their natural aggression into something other than invading countries and killing lots of non-Germans.

One Comment
  1. 28 February 2011 @ 12:29 12:29

    Thanks for the fab morning giggles… “She love you long time.”
    Priceless.

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