There is nothing wrong with your television set. Do not attempt to adjust the picture.
We are controlling transmission. If we wish to make it louder, we will bring up the volume.
If we wish to make it softer, we will tune it to a whisper. We can reduce the focus to a soft blur,
or sharpen it to crystal clarity. We will control the horizontal. We will control the vertical.
Sit quietly and we will control all that you see and hear. You are about to experience the awe and mystery
which reaches from our Fearless Leader’s mind to… The Obama Limits.
From Chris Wysocki, we learn that those annoying Emergency Alert System tests are going to become even more annoying.
It seems the national government, via FEMA and Homeland Security, is going to conduct the tests instead of private companies like Comcast. Another Federal takeover, surprise, surprise. Instead of that grating set of noises, we’re now going to have to see and hear this clown on all channels. Oh joy.
The last voice I want to hear or image I want to see in the event of a catastrophe is Obama’s. I have no intention of following any edicts he issues. The man-child cannot be trusted with power, as we have seen these past two years. He like wielding it too much, possesses no morality to ground his actions, and is embarrassingly immature.
Perhaps this will finally motivate me and Mrs. B. to buy those firearms we’ve been talking about.